Teacher:
sach or veham mae kia ferk hai?

student:
Ap jo hum ko perha rhi hain
wo sach hai

lakin

Hum parh rhe hain ye ap ka veham hain..

Submitted By: Rimsha

Palkon pe dastak dene koi khwab ane wala hai.
khabar mili wo khwab sach hone wala hai.
me ne kaha oski palkon pe ja.
jo dost mera abhi sone wala hai.
Good Night

Submitted By: Sharman

Aurat ko choot ki gehrai pe naaz hai to
hame apne Lun ki lambai par naaz hai
Ager uski choot SHABNAM KA SHABAB HAI TO
HAMARA LUN bhi LUCKNOW ka NAWAB hai

Submitted By: Reman

Woh Chor Gaya Par Yaad To Karta Hoga Mujhe FARAZ,

Kyun Ke… Main Ne Us Ke 100 Rupees Dene Thay…

Submitted By: Abbas

Jo Tum Ko Dil Se Pyar Kare

Tum Pe Jaan Nisar Kare

Tumhara Sada Intizar Kare

Tumhari 1 Ada Pe Qatal Hazaar Kare
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Wo Koi
PAGAL
He Hoga

Submitted By: Khanna

Zindgi ek gift hai..
(kabol kejiye)

Zindgi ek ehsas hai..
(mahsos kejiye)

Zindgi ek dard hai..
(bant lejiye)

Zindgi ek pyaas hai..
(pyar dejiye)

Zindgi ek milan hai..
(muskra lejiye).
Faizan
Zindgi ek judai hai..
(sabar kejiye).

Zindgi ek ansoo hai
(pee lejiye).

Zindgi akhir zindgi hai
(jee lejiye).

Submitted By: Mehran

1 Pathan Aur 1 American,

Dinner Main Paaye Kha Rahe The..

American Ke Hath Me Bakri Ki Zuban Aa Gayi..

American Bola: What is This..??

Pathan Bola: This is Language..

Submitted By: Nishant

“Tu Meri Jind Jaan Warga“

“Saday Pind nu Jandi raah warga“

“Tenu bhuliyay vi kinjh yaara“

“Tu aanday janday saah warga“

Submitted By: Sohan

Pregnant aurat ko dekh ker 1 lerki boli:
Lagta ha makan ban gaya ha
or kiraye dar b a gaya ha.
Pregnant lady boli:
Mazdur farigh hae, bhejon kiya??.?

Submitted By: Raju

U nvr turned bak..
The day u moved out of my life..
Beatzz seemzz to b heartless..
Ur absence ceases mine EXISTENCE..

Missing U . . . :(

Submitted By: Nisha