SMS Messages: Love, Funny, Hindi, Shayari, Birthday, Romantic sms and more..

love in pakistan
romance in afganistan
marrige in rajsthan
no more children in hindustan……………

system of love jan-ROSE,Feb-PROPOSE,Mar-GIFT,Apri-LIFT,May-CHATING,June-DATING,July-Miss U,Aug-MEET U,Sep-ANGER,Oct-DANGER,Nov-LEFT,Dec-NEXT…..

10 advantages of not having a “LOVER”..
1.save time.
2.can sleep well.
3.Don’t hav 2 bother abt missed calls..
4.Don’t hav to worry abt how u look..
5.Can eat in any restaurant..
6.No boring sms in the middle of night..
7.Can talk with all gals..
8.U won’t hear “aaw.. U r dull today”..
9.Can go anywhere with any one..
10.Don’t hav 2 listen same old crap jokes..
BONUS:- U will live a long life…….so be aware of LOVER

Keep…………………IN TOUCH WID ME…..OTHERWISE……………………….1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 ALL……….UR TEETH WILL B BROKEN!!!

Meaning of WIFE & HUSBAND..
Wonderful
Item
For
Entertainment
…..
Handsome
Useful
Smart
But
At
Night
Dangerous

Positive thinking is a bit like this: a little bird in the sky u look up it shits in ur eyes, u dont mind u, dont cry, u just thank god that, cows dont fly!

true bravery is 2 arrive home…..fully drunk……a late night out…..&& mom waiting with a jhadu and u ask:”hey mom,abhi tak safai kar rahi ho”

let me draw ur face!
Dont move!
Nearly finished,
ok Done!
Wanna look
****
(@..@)
(..)hi main marjava, Kitney
soney ho tusy!By Sardar

Watching on Monday,friendship on Tuesday,Love on Wednesday,Wedding on thursday,fighting on friday, Divorse on Saturday, Rest on Sunday, Next on Monday

I can buy gifts but not LOVE, i cn pretend 2Smile, but not 2b HAPPY. I cn lie 2others, but nt 2u. I do have many brothers… but none as SWEET as you.