Mukhlis dost aik phal (fruit) k darakht(tree) ki tarah hota hai.
Agar is darakht k neeche betho ge to saaya de ga, aur agar opar chado ge to phal dega…

Submitted By: Slaman

SHOHAR suhag rat k baad apni B’V se: jaan raat ko kuch maza aya?
/
B’V =aap ko aaya?
/
SHOHAR= bohat!
/
BV= dekh lain aaj tak kisi ko shikayat ka moqa nahi dia.

Submitted By: Alfred

i have sms 4 u, neecha dekho
aur neecha
aur neecha
aur neecha
.
me kabhi soch bhi nahi sakta tha k tum aik sms k liye itna neecha gir sakti ho

Submitted By: Ahad

A False Friend
Sends The Pain In To
Your Heart n Leaves It There… Forever

But

A True Friend
Will Send The Pain
Below n Kick It Out… Forever

Submitted By: kamran

The 1 who hold ur hand every time when u need

support Is surely a good friend; But a TRUE FRIEND is 1

who hold your hand more tightly when u say LEAVE ME ALONE.

Submitted By: Sameer

American:
Ye Building Kitne Din Me Bani Hai.. ?

Pakistani: 1 Mahine Me
American: Hamare Mulk Me t0 2 Hafty Me Ban Jati Hai

Th0ra Agay Jane K Baad Phir P00cha: Ye Building Kitne Din Me Bani Hai
Paki: Sirf 2 Hafty Me
American B0la: Hamare Mulk Me t0 3 Din Me Ban Jati Hai

Habib Bank Plaza K Paas Sy Guzarte Hue American B0la: Ye Building Kitne Din Me Bani ?
Paki Gusse Sy: Pata Nhi Subha Tak t0 Nhi Thi

Submitted By: Aslam

>>>”DUWA”< <<

Aey Mere Piyare
"ALLAH" Mujh Par Reham Farma Aur Mujhe Bacha £ey:.

"Beyroozgari Se
"Tung Dusti Se
"Aazmaaish Se
"Riziq Ki Kami Se
"Ruswaai Se
"Qaraz Se
"Maraz Se
"Jahannam Se
"Hisaab Se
"Aulad Ke Dukh Se
"Waledain Ki Nafarmani Se
"Roz_e_Hashar Waley Din Humain
"Huzoor [S.A.W] Ka Ummati Bana Kar Uthaana...
Yaa "ALLAH" Meri Yih "DUA" Tamam
"DOSTON" Ke Haq Main Bhi Qabool Farma...!!
Ameen Summa AMEEN...!!

Submitted By: Asad