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Mukhlis dost aik phal (fruit) k darakht(tree) ki tarah hota hai.
Agar is darakht k neeche betho ge to saaya de ga, aur agar opar chado ge to phal dega…
Submitted By: Slaman
SHOHAR suhag rat k baad apni B’V se: jaan raat ko kuch maza aya?
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B’V =aap ko aaya?
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SHOHAR= bohat!
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BV= dekh lain aaj tak kisi ko shikayat ka moqa nahi dia.
Submitted By: Alfred
i have sms 4 u, neecha dekho
aur neecha
aur neecha
aur neecha
.
me kabhi soch bhi nahi sakta tha k tum aik sms k liye itna neecha gir sakti ho
Submitted By: Ahad
A False Friend
Sends The Pain In To
Your Heart n Leaves It There… Forever
But
A True Friend
Will Send The Pain
Below n Kick It Out… Forever
Submitted By: kamran
The 1 who hold ur hand every time when u need
support Is surely a good friend; But a TRUE FRIEND is 1
who hold your hand more tightly when u say LEAVE ME ALONE.
Submitted By: Sameer
American:
Ye Building Kitne Din Me Bani Hai.. ?
Pakistani: 1 Mahine Me
American: Hamare Mulk Me t0 2 Hafty Me Ban Jati Hai
Th0ra Agay Jane K Baad Phir P00cha: Ye Building Kitne Din Me Bani Hai
Paki: Sirf 2 Hafty Me
American B0la: Hamare Mulk Me t0 3 Din Me Ban Jati Hai
Habib Bank Plaza K Paas Sy Guzarte Hue American B0la: Ye Building Kitne Din Me Bani ?
Paki Gusse Sy: Pata Nhi Subha Tak t0 Nhi Thi
Submitted By: Aslam
>>>”DUWA”< <<
Aey Mere Piyare
"ALLAH" Mujh Par Reham Farma Aur Mujhe Bacha £ey:.
"Beyroozgari Se
"Tung Dusti Se
"Aazmaaish Se
"Riziq Ki Kami Se
"Ruswaai Se
"Qaraz Se
"Maraz Se
"Jahannam Se
"Hisaab Se
"Aulad Ke Dukh Se
"Waledain Ki Nafarmani Se
"Roz_e_Hashar Waley Din Humain
"Huzoor [S.A.W] Ka Ummati Bana Kar Uthaana...
Yaa "ALLAH" Meri Yih "DUA" Tamam
"DOSTON" Ke Haq Main Bhi Qabool Farma...!!
Ameen Summa AMEEN...!!
Submitted By: Asad
Aadmi Apni Biwi Se:
Begam Dekho Aaj Main Tumhare Liye Kelay, Kheeray,
Gaajar Aur Mooli Le Kr Aaya Hoon…
Biwi: Kyun, Aap Kahin jaarhay hain kya?
Submitted By: Rajan
Aya nhi wo lab pe abi raaz-e-muhabat,
Goonj uthi hr traf saaz-e-muhabat,
Dil torte b hen humen chahte b hen,
Ab tak smajh na paye hum ye andaaz-e-muhabat?!
Submitted By: Aryan
Ravan had 20 eyes but he sighted only one woman ….you have only 2 eyes
But you sight every woman. Now who is Ravan?
Submitted By: Rohit
