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What’s the simmilarty between

marriage and 11:59

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Very Simple ,,,

Dono ke baad

12 hi bajtey hain…hapy unmarried life.

Submitted By: Rohit

Husband: Meri BV Gum ho Gae Hay!
Post Master: Andhay ye post office hay,
Police Station jao.
Husband: Maaf Kejeay Ga Khushi may Smjh nai a Rha Kidhar jaaon?

Submitted By: Nilesh

Wife:What is 10 years with me?
Husband:A second.

Wife:What is $1000 for me?
Husband:A coin.

Wife: Ok give me a coin.
Husband:Wait a second

Submitted By: Sani

Why dogs don’t marry?

A: Because they are already leading a dog’s life!

Submitted By: Lee

What is Marriage?
Ans:
1 year:-Alpenlibe-Ji lalchaye raha Na Jaye.
2 year:- KINETIC-Sab ki hawa Nikal de.
3 year:-CHLORMINT- DOBARA MAT PUCHNA…..

Submitted By: Raja

When a newly married man looks happy,
we know why.
But when a ten-year married man looks happy,
we wonder why.
Don’t marry for money,
you can borrow it cheaper.

Submitted By: Sameer

why the groom is made to sit on the horse on marriage ceremoney? He is given his last chance to run away.

Submitted by: Gimy

First the engagement ring,
then the wedding ring,
then the suffering.

Submitted by: Zahoor

Why do we all marry?
Because romance is not
the only element of life.
We should also know horror,
terror, suspense, irony,
stupidity & tragedy of LIFE.

Submitted by: Mr. Hello

Marriage is like going to
a restaurant your choice
from the menu,
And
then look at neighbourin
table n wish you”d ordered that…..

Submitted by: Karan




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