Nahao nahao jaldi se nahao
Magar kabhi bhi safeguard se mat nahana ?
Aap ko jaan bhi ja sakti hai ?
Kyonke wo jarasem (germs) ka dushman hai

Submitted by: Husnain Sabir

Biryani khanay ki dua!

Niyat kerta hon main 4 plate biryani ki,
wastay 15,20 boti k
bama zarda, raita, or salad k
mun mera daig ki taraf.
BISMILLAH

Submited by: Hiren

Aik Sahab ko phathrri hogaae,,, Dr bola khuda aap ko aandar say
sangsaar kar raha hayy..

Submitted by: live N let Live Forgive N forget it

ALLAH, aapko TATA ka status, AMBANI ki daulat, VAJPAYEE ka dhiraj,LADEN ki himmat, BUSH ki taqat, aur BILLGATE ki income de, AMEEN

Submitted by: Miaon

WOMAN: Sir mein apne larke ka naam kya rakhoon ?
AJIT: Iska naam Peter rakh do!
WOMAN: Meera doosra larka bhi hai jo iskaa twin hai, Mein uskaa naam kya rakhon ?
AJIT: Us kaa naam Repeter rakh do!

Submitted by: Double Dooze

kya meri nak tedi hai. ankhen mendki jesi hai. surat se besharm lagta hoon, pagal hoon akal nahi mujhe… phir kise ne aisa kiyo kaha meri surat tumse milte hai………….?

Submitted by: Jeelo

BREAKING NEWS..~Bazar-e-Hussun MeinAag lag gayee, Raat gaye Fire Brigade Ka ammlay ne Aag per qabooo pa liya,Magar ammlay per qabooo abhi tak nahi paya ja saka.

Submitted by: Abhineet

Gal: Is dress ka kya price hai?
Shopkeeper: Sirf 5 kiss.
Girl: Aur us dress ka?
Shopkeeper: 10 kiss.
Girl: Dono dress pack kar do, bill dadi dengi.

Sumbitted by: Peerzada

soch mat yea ka huma kisshi na kiya diya…
jo hum kisshi ko kuch day…
soch sirf yea ka hum na kisshi ko kiya diya…
karm karo phal ki umed na rakho…!!!

Submitted by: Afroz

A 4 aap ko0
B 4 bouhat bouhat
C 4 Chori Chori
D 4 Dil se
E 4 eik baar
F 4 Face 2 Face
G 4 Gale milke
H 4 hum tm ko
kehna chahaty hain…
I MISS YOU…!

Submitted by: M. Umer Chishti
Hello: 03004260501