Imagine world without girls
roads sunsan markets viran
na janu na jan
na koi girl friend k liye preshan
bas namaz & quran
&
sarey larke direct jannat ul maqam

Submitted by: Salman

Har gali har deewar par apka name likha hai.
Har khirki har darwaze per apka name likhe hai,

Oper talash-e-gumshuda or
Neeche zehni tawazun kharab likha hai

Submitted by: Tushar

Dil ke operation ko BYEPASS kion kehtay hain?
Kion k
agar operation theek ho gaya to PASS
warna Hamesha ke liye BYE!

Submitted by: Imran

hum ne bahot se ki hai dosti
bahut logo ko apna samjha hai
lekin kisi bhi ajj tak mere sath sacha dosti nahi nibhaya kyun sab ne
mujhe dokha diya hai kyun kyun
if you know that aap mujhe anwsar send karna plzzzzzzzzzz

Submitted by: Sarif

Ek acha dost ki umeed iss waqt karo jab yeh baat jan lo ka
tumara under koi kami nahi hai..

Submitted by: Afroze Hasan

Excuse me…..
What is ur sms account no.??
I want to check…
Some error is there….
Kyonki sms jata to hai…
par aata nahi hai.

Submitted by: Aslam Noor

Sache dost ki 3 Nishaniyan:-

1.Bewaqt Miss Call Karega.

2.SMS Muskura k Padhega.

3.Neeche Mat Padhna..-
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Jis tarah 1 machar ko marne se
tum shikari nahin ban jao gey
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Theek usi tarah 2 - 3 SMS karney se
tum bhikari nahin ban jao gey

Submitted by: Imran Bashir

Jane anjane agar mene aapka dil dukhaya ho
kabhi tang kya ho, badtamezi ke ho
is ke liye aap se …

jo ho sakta he kar lo
main sudharne walon mein se nahin :D

Submitted by: Husnain Sabir

Apne sar pe hath phero
aik bar phir phero,
chalo aik bar phir pher lo,
chalo bus last martibar sar pe hath phero,

ab to yaqin aagaya ke gadhe ke sar par sengh nahin hote

Submitted by: Husnain Sabir