Once Sardar Stood First In The Class n Teacher Asked

“Parh Likh Ker Kia Ban’na Chahte Ho …?”

Sardar : UmzZz

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“LADY-DOCTOR” ;->

Submitted By: Peero

Santa : Yaar Achha Hua
Me India Me Paida Hua
America Me Nahi
Banta : Q America Me
Hota To Kya Hota ?
Santa : Tu B Na
Muje English Kaha Aati Hai

Submitted By: Akshya

Santa - A Photographer On A Funeral.
Santa Is Busy Taking Snaps,
Suddenly People Start Beating Him. Why?
Each Time He Took A Picture He Said SMILE PLEASE!

Submitted By: Mishra

Sardar Doctor Se : Tenu Taankey Laney Aande Ne ???

Doctor: haan G, Daso Kithey Laane Ne ???

Sardar : Meri Juti Nu La De …

Submitted By: Mishra

1st Sardar to other,

Yaar tum yein har waqt cheenee(sugar)
hee kyun khatey rehtey ho?

2nd Sardar,

“Meri teacher nein kaha tha k beta
tumhari zuban meethi honi chahiye”
Samjhey!

Submitted By: Guru

Agar sadaron kee Char tangein hoti to kya hota?

its simple
“phir un mein aur bandron mein ziada farq naheen rahey gha”

Submitted By: Ravi

Darya k tufam mein sahil sey mauj nikalti hai

Aur sardar jab Jhoorda kholein to Juoon(lice) ki fauj nikalti hai

Submitted By: Peeno

Aik fauji afsar sardar recruit sey:
agar maidan mein tumharey pass
gholiyan khatam ho jayein to tum kya karo ghey?

Janab mein awazein nikaloon gha
Dhishkoon, DishkooN

Submitted By: Mishra

Aik dafa aik Sardar boht serious tha,,,

bas yaar iss sey barda jhoot mujh sey nahee bola jata

Submitted By: Nilesh

Ticket Cheker Ask To Sardar. : Ticket Dikhao.
Sardar: Ye Lo Dekho.
T.T: Ye To Purani He.
Sardar: To Ye Train Bhi Konsi Nayi He

Submitted By: Gopal