Aik sardar ko doctor ne kaha
app ko Gas hoyi hai
subha subha koyi game khela karen…

Ab sardar g roz subha
snake game kehlte hain apne mobile per…

Submitted By: Ram

Ek Sardar dosre Sardar se…

Oye yeh SENT MESSAGE kya hota hai..?

Dosra Sardar:

Jis MESSAGE mein khushboo ho
usse SENT msg kehte hain . . . .

Submitted By: Gopal

Dr: aap ka weight kitna he?
Santa: chasme sath 75kgs.
Dr: aur chasme bager!
Santa: vo muje dikhta hi nahi…

Submitted By: Ravi

1st Sardar:
0ye Agar Neend Na Aye To Kya Kia Jae?

2nd Sardar:
Neend Ka Intezaar Karne Se Behtar Hai K Admee So He Jae

Submitted By: Gopal

Ek Sardar Car Main Battery Lagwany Gaya,
Mechanic Ne Pocha EXIDE Ki Lagaun?
Sardar Bola Baar Baar Kaun Aye Ga Dono Side Ki Lagade!

Submitted By: Rohit

An Unemployed Sardar Reads A Poster Outside A Police Station..

Wanted! !!!!!!!

For Rape And Murder.

He Goes In And Says

” Sir I Wud Like To Apply For That Job”!!!!

Submitted By: Guru

Sardar 2 His Sardarni

On Suhagrat!

Soniay Tenu Apne Do HONTAAN Nal Kuj Kr K Dikhavan?

Sardarni:Hay Ma Mar Javan Kro Na Ji..

Sardar:

“Burrrburrrburrr”

Submitted By: Mishra

Teacher to Sardar: What is Number “Seven”
Even or Odd
Sardar: Even
Teacher: How can you make seven even?
Sardar:Remove the “S”! 7

Submitted By: Feddy

Twinkle Twinkle Little SARDAR
We All Wonder What They R
Up Above A Jura So High
Like An Antena In The Sky
Dimag Ka Portion Always Dry
Ab Hans De Papu Dont B Shy

Submitted By: Khanna

Santa : Oye Banta
Have u Read “WILLIAM SHAKESPARE” … ???

Banta: No
By The Way
Who Wrote It … ?

Submitted By: Ram