Murder Of English..!

A Sardar Asking Fee Of A Lady Doctor In English..!

What Is Your RATE Madam.?

Submitted By: Sunny

Sardar Failed in English Paper Coz he did enghlish translation like this . . .

1. Main Aam Admi nai hon.
( I m not a mango man)

2. Sarda aur Garma fruit hai.
( Colda and Hota is Fruit )

3. Mujhe bhi english aati hai.
( English comes to me also )

4. Do aur Do brabar Chaar.
( Give and Give Equal to Four ) . . .

Submitted By: Sohit

1 Sarrdar Motorway Pe
Ciggereate Pita Hua Bhaag Raha Tha
Us Se Kisi Ne Poocha Kia Ker Rahe Ho ?
Sardar Ne Kaha : Main Dekh Raha Hooon
1 Cigerrete Kitne Kilometer Chalti Hai

Submitted By: Sharma

Q1) What do u do if a sardar throws a grenade at u??????

Ans) Simple….pull the pin and throw it back…

Submitted By: Ravi

Sardarji to others:
Did anyone lose money wrapped in a rubber band?

One said: Yes I did!

Sardar ji: Well, it’s your lucky day, I found the rubberband . . .

Submitted by: Simran

Santa bar-tender se
jaldi ek peg do ladai hone waali hai
jaldi ek aur peg do ladai hone wali hai
jaldi ek aur peg do ladai hone waali hai

bar-tender (pareshaan hokar) par ladai hogi kab

santa : jab tu paise maangega tab

Submitted By: Sorya

Srdar 2 hs Frend:
I Kiss my Wife evrydy B4 i go 2 Ofice n u?
Frend: I Kiss ur Wife aftr U go 2 Ofice..
Srdar:Hahaha
i Kissd frst!

Submitted By: Ravi

Sardar ji: There are lot of girls
who don’t want to get married!

Friend: How do you know?

Sardar ji: I asked them!

Submitted By: Pallavi

1 Sardar Rail Ki Patri Pr Layt Gya.
1 Admi Ne Kaha Kia Kr Rhe Ho Train Ae Ge To Mur Jao Ge.

Sardar:Mere Uper Se Jahaz Guzr Gya To Kch Nai Hoa,
Rail Kya Cheez Hay

Submitted By: Sohan

Sardarji gets ready,
wears tie coat,
goes out climbs tree
& sit on da branch daily

A man asks Y he does dis?
Sardar said: I’ve been promoted as Branch Manager

Submitted By: Shankar