A sardar passing through a jungle.
A churail stops him & says:
HOO HOO HA HA,Main churail hoon.

Sardar: janta hoon teri ek behan
mere ghar main bhi hai.

Submitted by: Gabro

Do U know why a sardar ji kept
the door open while taking a bath?

Because he was scared that someone
might see through the “KEY HOLE”.

Submitted by: Parnay

Sardar1 : Bara dukh howa si teri wife di
mout ki khabar sunker, wase hoya ki si?

Sardar2 : Goli lagi si matthe vich.

Sardar1 : Shukar rabb da ankh bach gai.

Submitted by: Nihal Singh

Question: Why did 18 Sardars
go to a movie?

Answer: Because below 18
was not allowed.

Submitted by: Desoza

In a party a lady wanted
to go to toilet so
she inquired with a sardar
papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao,

sardarji replied u naughty
pehle tum dikhao.

Submitted by: Abhijet

A Sardar looking at sky asks another Sardar :
Is that a sun or moon?

Other Sardar replies :
Oye ! No idea…Im new to this city..

Submitted by: Harman Singh

Sardar Sahib Ne New Chaddi Li.
Sare Gaon Ko Dhoti Uper Ker K Dikhate Rahe aur Phir Ghar A ker Dekha
TO…
…….
…….
…….
…….
Chadi to Almari ma hi thi

Submitted by: Imran

Sardarni = Kyun g tusi gaddi di speed kyon vadha ditti?
Sardar = Oye gaddi di break fail ho gayi hai,
accident ho to pehle nal ghar pahoonch jayiye!

Sardar: Teri maan masrof he to zara kake non apna dodh pila de.
Beti: (shocked) Bapo mera aje dodh nahin aanda
Sardar: Acha shosha te badi banai ae…

Sarda ka radio kharab hogaya
khol kar dekha to andar aik mara hova choha mila
ye dekh kar sarda guse se chilaya
lo sala singer hi mar giya te phir kya chale ga.