Sardarji to others:
Did anyone lose money wrapped in a rubber band?

One said: Yes I did!

Sardar ji: Well, it’s your lucky day, I found the rubberband . . .

Submitted by: Simran

Santa bar-tender se
jaldi ek peg do ladai hone waali hai
jaldi ek aur peg do ladai hone wali hai
jaldi ek aur peg do ladai hone waali hai

bar-tender (pareshaan hokar) par ladai hogi kab

santa : jab tu paise maangega tab

Submitted By: Sorya

Srdar 2 hs Frend:
I Kiss my Wife evrydy B4 i go 2 Ofice n u?
Frend: I Kiss ur Wife aftr U go 2 Ofice..
Srdar:Hahaha
i Kissd frst!

Submitted By: Ravi

Sardar ji: There are lot of girls
who don’t want to get married!

Friend: How do you know?

Sardar ji: I asked them!

Submitted By: Pallavi

1 Sardar Rail Ki Patri Pr Layt Gya.
1 Admi Ne Kaha Kia Kr Rhe Ho Train Ae Ge To Mur Jao Ge.

Sardar:Mere Uper Se Jahaz Guzr Gya To Kch Nai Hoa,
Rail Kya Cheez Hay

Submitted By: Sohan

Sardarji gets ready,
wears tie coat,
goes out climbs tree
& sit on da branch daily

A man asks Y he does dis?
Sardar said: I’ve been promoted as Branch Manager

Submitted By: Shankar

Aik sardar ko doctor ne kaha
app ko Gas hoyi hai
subha subha koyi game khela karen…

Ab sardar g roz subha
snake game kehlte hain apne mobile per…

Submitted By: Ram

Ek Sardar dosre Sardar se…

Oye yeh SENT MESSAGE kya hota hai..?

Dosra Sardar:

Jis MESSAGE mein khushboo ho
usse SENT msg kehte hain . . . .

Submitted By: Gopal

Dr: aap ka weight kitna he?
Santa: chasme sath 75kgs.
Dr: aur chasme bager!
Santa: vo muje dikhta hi nahi…

Submitted By: Ravi

1st Sardar:
0ye Agar Neend Na Aye To Kya Kia Jae?

2nd Sardar:
Neend Ka Intezaar Karne Se Behtar Hai K Admee So He Jae

Submitted By: Gopal