Ek sardar sheeshe k samne beth kar study kar raha tha

why?

coz of 3 reasons

1. dobara revision na karna pare…

2. apne uper nazar rahe…

&

3. He likes combine study….

Submitted By: Kumar

why did sardar cut the sides of medicine before eating it ?
think think think to avoid sde EFFECTS.

Submitted By: Amit

3 sardar bed pe so rahy thy,
un tenon ko jaga theek
se nahi mil rahi thi.
phir 1 sardar bed se niche sone laga.

2nd sardar: ab jaga ho gai hai, uper ajaa.

Submitted By: Mishra

once a sardar bought a banaspatee teen and say to the shopkeeper where is my gift ?
shopkeeper said why? serdar said there is written colestrol free

Submitted By: Ashvin

Four guys
1 from Harward:
1 Oxford
1 Texas
&
a Sardar from Pujab university

1 common question:
What is the fastest thing in world?

Oxford:Light
Harvard:Thought
Texas:Blink of an eye
Sardar:It’s loose motions,
because last night I was lying in my bed
& before I could blink,think or turn on the lights,
it was over!

Submitted By: Sharman

Hindu to Wife: Priya sawera ho gaya jago!

Muslim: Begum chand dhal gaya jago

Christ: Darling its dawn Get up!

Sardar: Sohnio utho tatti shatti nahi karni?:-)

Submitted By: Rohit

can you lend me 2000 Rs? i need it.
please help me out,
i know you have it,
i wil return it,
…
..
.
A sardar asks to ATM machine???????

Submitted By: Mohit

teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
He wrote “DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!”

Submitted By: Gopal

Admi:Mujhe sardar bana do
Doc: uske liye tumhara 50% dimagh nikalna parega
Admi: OK
Doctor ne ghalti se 90% nikal dia.
Admi hosh mein aa k bola: Khocha ye tumne kia kar dia.

Submitted By: Pram

How can a Sardar Kill a Lion ?
Sardarji thinks N thinks hard
&
comes to a conclusion:
I’ll drink poison n let lion eat me.

Submitted by: Sheero