Sardarji to others:
Did anyone lose money wrapped in a rubber band?
One said: Yes I did!
Sardar ji: Well, it’s your lucky day, I found the rubberband . . .
Submitted by: Simran
Santa bar-tender se
jaldi ek peg do ladai hone waali hai
jaldi ek aur peg do ladai hone wali hai
jaldi ek aur peg do ladai hone waali hai
bar-tender (pareshaan hokar) par ladai hogi kab
santa : jab tu paise maangega tab
Submitted By: Sorya
Srdar 2 hs Frend:
I Kiss my Wife evrydy B4 i go 2 Ofice n u?
Frend: I Kiss ur Wife aftr U go 2 Ofice..
Srdar:Hahaha
i Kissd frst!
Submitted By: Ravi
Sardar ji: There are lot of girls
who don’t want to get married!
Friend: How do you know?
Sardar ji: I asked them!
Submitted By: Pallavi
1 Sardar Rail Ki Patri Pr Layt Gya.
1 Admi Ne Kaha Kia Kr Rhe Ho Train Ae Ge To Mur Jao Ge.
Sardar:Mere Uper Se Jahaz Guzr Gya To Kch Nai Hoa,
Rail Kya Cheez Hay
Submitted By: Sohan
Sardarji gets ready,
wears tie coat,
goes out climbs tree
& sit on da branch daily
A man asks Y he does dis?
Sardar said: I’ve been promoted as Branch Manager
Submitted By: Shankar
Aik sardar ko doctor ne kaha
app ko Gas hoyi hai
subha subha koyi game khela karen…
Ab sardar g roz subha
snake game kehlte hain apne mobile per…
Submitted By: Ram
Ek Sardar dosre Sardar se…
Oye yeh SENT MESSAGE kya hota hai..?
Dosra Sardar:
Jis MESSAGE mein khushboo ho
usse SENT msg kehte hain . . . .
Submitted By: Gopal
Dr: aap ka weight kitna he?
Santa: chasme sath 75kgs.
Dr: aur chasme bager!
Santa: vo muje dikhta hi nahi…
Submitted By: Ravi
1st Sardar:
0ye Agar Neend Na Aye To Kya Kia Jae?
2nd Sardar:
Neend Ka Intezaar Karne Se Behtar Hai K Admee So He Jae
Submitted By: Gopal