Santa sing ka 20 saal bad bacha hua.
Wo udas ho gaya.

Banta : Yaar udas kion ho?
Santa : 20 sal baad bacha huwa wo bhi itna sa.

Submitted by: Naresh Setho

Santa: Yaar, mennu apni girl friend ko gift dena hai. kya du?
Banta: Gold Ring de de!!
Santa: Oye koi badi cheej bata yaar!
Banta: To fir MRF ka Tyre de de!

Submitted by: Aftab

Banta Sing! u get marry with Santa after my death,
Wife!, but why? He is ur no 1 enemy,
Banta!, this is only way to take revenge with santa sing.

Aplication by santa:

Dear sir,
Sasriyakal, my wife is ill as there is no other husband in the family to look after her. So please kindly grant me leave for 1 day.

Thank you.

Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write for mother
tongue.?
Santa: Very long!

One day Santas Girlfriend asks him, Darling, om our Engagement will you give me a RING?Santa:Ya sure, Give me ur Telephone No.