Raat ko ek ladki ne Santa ki car ko rukne ka ishara kia
: Oh, Im Sorry! Main samjhi taxi hai.
Santa: Main bhi yehi samjha tha.

Submitted By: Shiwar

Santa: Main Ne SANIA MIRZA

Se Phone Par Baat Ki..

Banta: That’s Great Yaar..

Uss Ne Kya Kaha..??

Santa: Uss Ne Kaha..

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Wrong Number.. :-(

Submitted By: Arvin

Banta: Wo ladki deaf lagti hai.
Main kuch kehta hoon, woh kuch aur hi bolti hai.

Santa: Kaise?

Banta: Maine kaha I Luv U,
to woh boli ‘Maine kal hi Nayi Sandal kharidi hain’

Submitted By: Pisho

Banta was the official driver of a minister.
Once the minister asked him, “Banta let me drive the car today.”
Banta: “Sirji, it is a car and not the sarkar which anyone can drive.

Submitted By: Sharma

Santa Was Kissing A Blank Paper.

Banta: Ye Kya Hai?

Santa: Mri Girlfriend Ka Love Letter Hai

Banta: Magar Ye Toh Khali Hai

Santa: Aaj-kal Hum baat nahin karte

Submitted By: Mohit

Once a Santa joins a car driving school..

Banta: abe tera driving skool kaise chal raha hai?
kuch aata hai kya tujhe?

Santa: haan yaar..
ab horn badi acchi tarah se baja leta hoon

Submitted by: Ravi

santa :judge sahab, mujhe talaq chahiye ………
pichhle ek saal se meri biwi ne mujhse baat nahi ki.

judge :ek baar firse sochle,
aisi biwi kismat se milti hai !!!!

Submitted by: Karan

SLAM BOOK filled by Santa.

1.Strength:My wife,Jeeto.
2.Weakness:Banta ‘ s wife,Preeto.
3.Oppurtunity: When Banta is on tour.
4.Threat:When I am on tour

Submitted By: Kishan

Santa:Yaar Me Mobile Kharid Ke Barbaad Ho Gaya..
Banta:Kyon?
S:Baar Baar Kehta Hai Battery Lo Battry Lo
Abtak 100 Battery Kharid Chuka Hu

Submitted By: Mishra

Santa-Express Kitne Baje Hai?
TT-9 Baje
Santa-Local?
TT-1 Baje
Santa-Malgadi?
TT-12 Baje
TT-Jana Kahan Hai?
Santa-Patri Par TATTI Karni Hai…

Submitted By: Kishna