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Archive for the 'Santabanta SMS' Category
Santa Was Kissing A Blank Paper.
Banta: Ye Kya Hai?
Santa: Mri Girlfriend Ka Love Letter Hai
Banta: Magar Ye Toh Khali Hai
Santa: Aaj-kal Hum baat nahin karte
Submitted By: Mohit
Once a Santa joins a car driving school..
Banta: abe tera driving skool kaise chal raha hai?
kuch aata hai kya tujhe?
Santa: haan yaar..
ab horn badi acchi tarah se baja leta hoon
Submitted by: Ravi
santa :judge sahab, mujhe talaq chahiye ………
pichhle ek saal se meri biwi ne mujhse baat nahi ki.
judge :ek baar firse sochle,
aisi biwi kismat se milti hai !!!!
Submitted by: Karan
SLAM BOOK filled by Santa.
1.Strength:My wife,Jeeto.
2.Weakness:Banta ‘ s wife,Preeto.
3.Oppurtunity: When Banta is on tour.
4.Threat:When I am on tour
Submitted By: Kishan
Santa:Yaar Me Mobile Kharid Ke Barbaad Ho Gaya..
Banta:Kyon?
S:Baar Baar Kehta Hai Battery Lo Battry Lo
Abtak 100 Battery Kharid Chuka Hu
Submitted By: Mishra
Santa-Express Kitne Baje Hai?
TT-9 Baje
Santa-Local?
TT-1 Baje
Santa-Malgadi?
TT-12 Baje
TT-Jana Kahan Hai?
Santa-Patri Par TATTI Karni Hai…
Submitted By: Kishna
Santa Purani Album Dekhte Hua
Mummy A Photo Me Tumare Sath Smart Koun He?
Mummy : Yeh Tere Pappa He
Santa>To Hum Is Ganje K Sath
Q Rehte He
Submitted By: Karan
Santa Driving On D Wrong
Side Of One Way Road,
&
He Became Upset & Said,
==> Shit,
I Think I Am Late To
The Function,
All R Coming Back
Submitted By: Sanjay
Santa : Oye Yaar! Agar
Electricity Nahi Hoti To
Kya Hota?
Banta : Kuch Nahi Yaar,
Hume Candle Light Me T.V
Dekhna Padta :-)
Submitted By: Aadi
Titanic K Saath Santa Bhi Doob Raha Tha,
Or Hans Bhi Raha Tha,
Banta:Oye Hans Kyun Raha Hai?
Santa:Shukar Hai Mainay Return Ticket Nahi kharida.
Submitted By: Meero










