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Raat ko ek ladki ne Santa ki car ko rukne ka ishara kia
: Oh, Im Sorry! Main samjhi taxi hai.
Santa: Main bhi yehi samjha tha.
Submitted By: Shiwar
Santa: Main Ne SANIA MIRZA
Se Phone Par Baat Ki..
Banta: That’s Great Yaar..
Uss Ne Kya Kaha..??
Santa: Uss Ne Kaha..
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Wrong Number.. :-(
Submitted By: Arvin
Banta: Wo ladki deaf lagti hai.
Main kuch kehta hoon, woh kuch aur hi bolti hai.
Santa: Kaise?
Banta: Maine kaha I Luv U,
to woh boli ‘Maine kal hi Nayi Sandal kharidi hain’
Submitted By: Pisho
Banta was the official driver of a minister.
Once the minister asked him, “Banta let me drive the car today.”
Banta: “Sirji, it is a car and not the sarkar which anyone can drive.
Submitted By: Sharma
Santa Was Kissing A Blank Paper.
Banta: Ye Kya Hai?
Santa: Mri Girlfriend Ka Love Letter Hai
Banta: Magar Ye Toh Khali Hai
Santa: Aaj-kal Hum baat nahin karte
Submitted By: Mohit
Once a Santa joins a car driving school..
Banta: abe tera driving skool kaise chal raha hai?
kuch aata hai kya tujhe?
Santa: haan yaar..
ab horn badi acchi tarah se baja leta hoon
Submitted by: Ravi
santa :judge sahab, mujhe talaq chahiye ………
pichhle ek saal se meri biwi ne mujhse baat nahi ki.
judge :ek baar firse sochle,
aisi biwi kismat se milti hai !!!!
Submitted by: Karan
SLAM BOOK filled by Santa.
1.Strength:My wife,Jeeto.
2.Weakness:Banta ‘ s wife,Preeto.
3.Oppurtunity: When Banta is on tour.
4.Threat:When I am on tour
Submitted By: Kishan
Santa:Yaar Me Mobile Kharid Ke Barbaad Ho Gaya..
Banta:Kyon?
S:Baar Baar Kehta Hai Battery Lo Battry Lo
Abtak 100 Battery Kharid Chuka Hu
Submitted By: Mishra
Santa-Express Kitne Baje Hai?
TT-9 Baje
Santa-Local?
TT-1 Baje
Santa-Malgadi?
TT-12 Baje
TT-Jana Kahan Hai?
Santa-Patri Par TATTI Karni Hai…
Submitted By: Kishna
