Guest: “Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?“

Hotel Host: “I can‘t imagine, unless it‘s because you have the plate he usually eats from.“

Submitted by: Anil

::::ARZ HAI::::

pink lips are the girls beauty

wah wah

pink lips r the girls beauty

& kissing them is the boys duty

Submitted by: Sahil

Reh reh kar mujh ko to bas ek hi khayal aata hai
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reh reh kar mujh ko to bas ek hi khayal aata hai….

woh kambakht na jane kaunse sabun se nahata hai!!

Submitted by: Rahul

Fa=40/
Rexona=35/
Safeguard=30/
Lux=40/
lifeboy=15/
Silk=30/
Imperial=20/

Plz inn main say koi bhi lay lo but aaj naha lo…plz…

Submitted by: Ashar

What? is a difference between
a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey?

A kiss is so dear,?
A car is too dear and
A monkey is U dear.

Submitted by: Akshya

Kadam kadam pay hawa ki simt ka dihan rakhna,
Mushkil waqt main dosti ko yaad rakhna
“Hamari yadoon ki khushboo zaror aye gi tumhain”
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bus apni NAAK SAAF rakhna.

Submitted by: Mohit

Bush nain osama ko pakarnay kay liyay 500 kutay mangway hain,
499 aa gay hain 1 rah gya hay sms partay hi niklo.

Submitted by: Leo

Yaad Kere Hain Tumhain Tanhai Main
Dil Dooba Hai Ghamo’n Ki Tanhai Main
Humain Na Dhonndo Dunya Ki Parchai Main
Hum Milenge Tumhain Tumhari Girlfriend Ki Razai Main . . .
HaPpY WiNtEr. . .

Submitted by: FARHAN MEMON
Hello: 03212045044 | Email: farhansiddiq400@hotmail.com

The full name of GIRL
G= GHOST
I= IN
R= REAL
L= LIFE

Submitted by: juheb hot
Email: madniaj78692@hotmail.co.uk

God has given many qualities to you,
Good look, personality, charm, intelligence,
And many more……this is call as
“Allah meherbaan to gadha bhi pehalwan…”

Submitted by: Riaz Khan