Sardar1 : Bara dukh howa si teri wife di
mout ki khabar sunker, wase hoya ki si?

Sardar2 : Goli lagi si matthe vich.

Sardar1 : Shukar rabb da ankh bach gai.

Submitted by: Nihal Singh

Dunia badal jandi a nazare badal jande ne,
ithho tak k haneria raata de sitare badal jande ne.
TUHADA koi kasoor ni yaaro,
door reh k ta sare badal jande ne

Submitted by: Farhan Memon
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kuj shoq ha yar faqree da.
kuj ishq ne dar dar rol deta.
kuj sajna hajat na chori.
kuj zaher raqeebaain ghol deta .
kuj hijir feraqda rung charia .
kuj dard mahianmol deta.
kuj har gai qismat majnoh de.
kuj pyar wich dhoka dhool deta.

Submitted by: Majid Niazi
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Hasna Ohna di Aadat C
Aasi galat Andaja la Bethe
Oh hasde hasde vasde rehe
Te aasi apna aap gua Bethe.

Published by: Rana Abid
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Laly di jan,
Sada wal bhi kero Dhayan
Assi hai bohat pareshan
Towade walon na koi bell
Na koi msg da Nishan
Kithey O mere jan

American Says, Dogs Find Bomb in my country
japanese says, Fish play ball in my country
Pakistani’s Says, eh ta kuch v nehi,
Sada te bander v sms perh lainda hai

Hasna Ohna di Aadat C
Aasi galat Andaja la Bethe
Oh hasde hasde vasde rehe
Te aasi apna aap gua Bethe.

Suraj chade ta loki kehnde din chad gaya,
par sanu tere bina dosta hanera lagda.
Tu mile ta bhave kaali raat hove,
sanu ohi pal sohneya savera lagda! Gud Morning

Rabb da rutba apni tha te
yaar da rutba vakh,
rabb nu tarse atma,
te yaar nu tarse akh,
duniya vich vadmule dova de didar,
sab to mehanga sab to aukha
ik khuda te ik yaar.

Main tawadi foto khicha!…
Ready?
Es-tedy
Muskrao!
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Developing…………..?
Wah bhai wah!

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