Cheap attitude of girls:
Wen a boy sends dirty sms she laughs for 10 mints,
fwds dat to her frinds n then replies the boy.
“i dont like dat kind of sms ok?”

Submitted By: Pawan

Husband: KaL paros WaLi Lrki Mere Khwab mein aai thi.

Wife: AkeLi hi aai hogi??

Hus: Haan mgar Tumhen Kese Pta ??

Wife: Us ka Husband mere Khwab mein aya tha..

Submitted By: Anil

Larki Ke Nakhry

1 Call
Me Aisi Larki Nai Hun
2 Call
Sirf Msg KrnGi Bat Nai
3 Call
Sirf Rat Ko Bat Ho Skti H
4 Call
1 Br Hi MiloGi
5 Call
Sirf KISS Kr Skty Ho

Submitted By: Arun

Beta: Kya is martaba abbu election me khare ho rahe hain?
Maa: Wo mere saamne toh khare ho nahi sakte….
Élection me kya khare honge ?

Submitted By: Nilesh

MOOCHI ki BV se us ki Saheli ne poocha
kal Suhaag Raat k se guzri?

B V!
Kute ne dono SURAAKH
‘C’ daye
or pochta hai or
kahan kahan se phati hai…

Submitted By: Mishra

Song from Movie Machis…

Chunni Leke Soti Thi Kamaal Lagti Thi…

“Lo KarLo BaaT.. Sirf Chunni Leke Soyegi ToU KamaaL hE LaGeGi Na…

Submitted By: Pawan

A Beautiful Statement written inside Men’s Toilet :

The Future of our Country is now in your Hands! ;->

Submitted By: Raghu

For India, its Ind.

For Pakistan its Pak.

For Australia its Aus.

For Argentina its Arg.

For Germany its Ger.

Then what’s for
Brazil & London.

Submitted By: Saro

Raat ko sirf 3 tarah ke log jaagte hai:
Bhoot – insan ko darane k liye..
Machar – insan ko satane k liye..
Husband & Wife – insan ko banane ke liye

Submitted By: Anil

15 to 20 saal ki larki football ki tarha hai aik k pechay dus log.

21 to 30 saal ki larki cricket ball hai aik k pas ati hai baqi reh jatay hain.

31 to 40 saal ki larki to nahi hoti,
Woh aurat hoti hai jo table tennis ki ball ki tarha hai aik kehta hai tu rakh dusra kehta hai tu rakh !

Submitted By: Navin