Santa : Oye Yaar! Agar

Electricity Nahi Hoti To

Kya Hota?

Banta : Kuch Nahi Yaar,

Hume Candle Light Me T.V

Dekhna Padta :-)

Submitted By: Aadi

Judge Said To Pathan:
Tum Per Cycle Chori Ka Ilzaam Sabit Nahi Hua
Lihaza Tum Ko Ba-Izzat Bari Kia Jata Hai…

Pathan: Tou Is Ka Matlab K Main Cycle Rakh Loon …?

Submitted By: Gul

1 Pathan hamesha Apne Mobile K Saath 1 Scissor Rakhta Tha

Kisi Ne Poocha

“Khan Saab Ye Konsi Science Hai ?”

Pathan: :”O Yaara Kbhi Kbhi Call Katna B Par Jata Hy Na

Submitted By: Akhtar

20% of the population is now drinking coffee,
60% is having sex, 19% is watching television
and
one idiot is now holding his mobile in his han

Submitted By: Raja

Aik Bihkari Ne Ghar Ke Bahir Se Awaaz Lagai:
Babu Jee Roti Milay Gi…

Andar Se Awaz Aai:
” Biwi Ghar Per Nhi Hai”

Bihkari:
Me Ne Roti Mangi Hai “Chummi” Nhi..

Submitted By: Kishwar

A Pathan Was Playing “KON BANEGA CAROR PATI”
Amitab Bachan Asked: Apne Baap Ka Naam Batao.

Pathan Replied:
Hum Ko Pagal Samjha Hai Kya? Pehle 4 Option To Do.

Submitted By: Arhan

Ek din bhagwan sharab peeny
zameen per aa giya 50 boltle peenay
k baad dukan wala bola
“ap ko charti nahi hay?”
bhagwan: main bhagwan hun
Club wala: charh gaye salay ko

Submitted By: Mishra

1 Frnd:Yar Me Jis Larki Ko Chahta Hun,
Usne Mujhse Shadi Nhi Ki

2nd: Tumne Usy Bataya K Mera Chacha Karorpati Hai
1:Bataya Tha

2:Phir

1: Ab Wo Meri Chachi Hai.

Submitted By: Najam

Ek hathi ne ek chuhiya ko ched diya,
chuhiya ne hathini ko shikayat karke kaha ki
apne pati ko samjha lo
varna Mard hamare ghar mein bhi hai

Submitted By: Morven

Pathan Bought A Car On Loan…

He Didn’t Pay The Dues,
The Bank Took Away His Car.
Pathan: If I Knew This,
I’d Have Taken A Loan For My Marriage Also!

Submitted By: Farman