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Archive for the 'Jokes SMS' Category
Can i Kiss a Boy
(7 votes, average: 4.71 out of 5)
Loading ...One day a girl asked Molvi,
“Can i Kiss a Boy”
Molvi Replay,”Naozbillah”
Girl,”Can i Kiss a Man”
Molve Replay,”Astagfirullah”
Girl,”Can i Kiss you”
Molvi,”Jee Bismillah”
Submitted By: Fawad
Shoaib Akhtar Says
(6 votes, average: 3.83 out of 5) Loading ...Shoaib Akhtar Says :
Main India Ja Kr Pakistan Ka Naam Roshan Karunga.
Q K,,
Pakistan Main Light Jo Nahi Hoti |’!'|
Submitted By: Rehan
Singer To His Neighbor
(7 votes, average: 3.14 out of 5) Loading ...Singer To His Neighbor:
Whenever I Sing,
Your Dog Starts Barking.
Neighbor: It Is Not His Fault,
You Start It First.
Submitted By: Feddy
Beta Tum Bahut Pahroge
(4 votes, average: 4 out of 5) Loading ...Palmist Larke Ka Haath Dekhkar bola:
“Beta Tum Bahut Pahroge”
Ladka: “Saale,Pahr To Main 3 saal Se Raha Hu,
Yeh Bata Paas Kab Hounga…??”
Submitted By: Safdar
Agar Electricity Nahi Hoti To
(3 votes, average: 3 out of 5) Loading ...Santa : Oye Yaar! Agar
Electricity Nahi Hoti To
Kya Hota?
Banta : Kuch Nahi Yaar,
Hume Candle Light Me T.V
Dekhna Padta :-)
Submitted By: Aadi
Judge Said To Pathan
(2 votes, average: 3 out of 5) Loading ...Judge Said To Pathan:
Tum Per Cycle Chori Ka Ilzaam Sabit Nahi Hua
Lihaza Tum Ko Ba-Izzat Bari Kia Jata Hai…
Pathan: Tou Is Ka Matlab K Main Cycle Rakh Loon …?
Submitted By: Gul
Ye Konsi Science Hai
(4 votes, average: 2.75 out of 5) Loading ...1 Pathan hamesha Apne Mobile K Saath 1 Scissor Rakhta Tha
Kisi Ne Poocha
“Khan Saab Ye Konsi Science Hai ?”
Pathan: :”O Yaara Kbhi Kbhi Call Katna B Par Jata Hy Na
Submitted By: Akhtar
60% population is now having sex
(5 votes, average: 2.6 out of 5) Loading ...20% of the population is now drinking coffee,
60% is having sex, 19% is watching television
and
one idiot is now holding his mobile in his han
Submitted By: Raja
Babu Jee Roti Milay Gi
(3 votes, average: 3 out of 5) Loading ...Aik Bihkari Ne Ghar Ke Bahir Se Awaaz Lagai:
Babu Jee Roti Milay Gi…
Andar Se Awaz Aai:
” Biwi Ghar Per Nhi Hai”
Bihkari:
Me Ne Roti Mangi Hai “Chummi” Nhi..
Submitted By: Kishwar
Kon banega caror pati
(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5) Loading ...A Pathan Was Playing “KON BANEGA CAROR PATI”
Amitab Bachan Asked: Apne Baap Ka Naam Batao.
Pathan Replied:
Hum Ko Pagal Samjha Hai Kya? Pehle 4 Option To Do.
Submitted By: Arhan
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