Teacher: “I killed a person”
convert this sentence into future tense.
Sardar: The future tense is “u will go to jail”.

Submitted by: Imran Shah

Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is liver & wife kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails.
If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.

Submitted By: Shankar

Choosing Career Is Like Choosing Wife

From 10 GirlFriends.
Even If U Pick Most Beautiful,
Most Intelligent,
Kindest Women,

There”s Still Pain Of Loosing 9

Submited by: Arshad

MeMoN: PeNt k’ siLaYi KitNi Hy?

TaiLor: Rs. 150.

MeMoN: ChAddi kI?

TaiLor: Rs. 50.

MeMon: Ok. ChAddi Hi sEe dE pAr LaMbAyI pAirOn tAk rAkhNa

Submitted By: Akhtar

45 saal ka aadmi ladki dekhne gya to ladki ki maa behosh ho gayi
hosh aaya to boli 25 saal pehle mujhe bhi dekhne aaya tha.

Submitted By: kamrudeen
Email: kamrudeenk@yahoo.com

1 Pathan Ne 1 Molvi Se Kuch Pocha,

Molvi Ne 2 Thapar Laga Diye…

1 Admi Ne Pathan Se Pocha Tum Ne Kya Bola??

Pathan: Main Ne Sirf Poocha,

Ke 14 August Ki Namaz Kahan Hogi…

Submitted By: Kamran

RAM -yaar relince k har phone ke piche 3G CDMA kyu likha hota hai?

SHYAM – Oye itna bhi nahi malum 3 Gujrati Chor Dhiru Mukeshbai Anil (ambani)

Submitted by: Anil

Balochi:
Hamare registan mein
“Khush-Amdeed” bolo to vapis awaz aati hai
“Amded Amded”

Pathan:
Hamare paharon ma
“I Luv U” bolo tu awaaz Aata hai
“Luv u Luv u”

Punjabi:
A keri gal a.
Saade pind vich awaz maro,
“Teri Maa Di. . .”
te vapas awaz aandi a,
“Teri Pahen Di”
“Teri Niki Di”
“Teri W@ddi Di”

Submitted By: Sunail

A Memon saves life of an Arab by his rare blood group.
Arab rewards him with a mercedez.
Few days later arab again needed the blood,
Memon donates again.
Arab sent him “Till ke Laddoo”,
Memon asked “why not new mercedes?”
Arab replied : “ab marey ander memon ka khoon gardish ker raha hai”

Submitted by: Saad

Ek bhikari ne hotel me phone kiya-
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1 pizza,1 plate biryani,1 plet rasmlai, bhej do.
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Hotel- Kiske naam par bheje SIR?
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Bhikari-Allah ke naam par!!

Submitted By: Karan