It is said that inzamam don”t understand english.
Once commentator asked,
“Hay inzi your wife had a baby last week, is this true?”.

Inzi said, “Bismillah Hir
Rahman Raheem first of all i thanks to Allah
and then credit goes to all boys,
they really worked hard
especially afridi done very well.
If they continue we
can have another chance.

Submitted By: Raja

Santa-Express Kitne Baje Hai?
TT-9 Baje
Santa-Local?
TT-1 Baje
Santa-Malgadi?
TT-12 Baje
TT-Jana Kahan Hai?
Santa-Patri Par TATTI Karni Hai…

Submitted By: Kishna

Boy: U R Sunshine Of My Life.
With Out U Life Is A Dreamy Cloud.
U R In My Heart Like The Windy Cloud In The Sky

Girl: Is This A Proposal Or A Weather Report?

Submitted By: Nilesh

Ek Waqt Aisa Aye Ga Jab Sari Dunia Par
Pathano Aur Sikhon Ki Hukumt Ho Gi.

Kyun K Baqi Insan Traqqi Kar
K Kahin Aur Ja Chukey Hon Gay

Submitted By: Simra

Wife Says; When Im Gone
Youll Never Find Another Woman Like Me.

Husband Replied; What Makes You Think
I Want Another Woman Like You.

Submitted By: Sunny

Phatan:
Yara Mujhe 1 Hathora Or Kel Chahye Computer K Lye.

Sales Man:
Magr Computer M In Ka Kya Kaam.

Phatan:
Oye Yara Mujhe Computer Me Window Lagani Hay

Submitted By: Zahid

Bush: Mere behn dee char munda hua hy.
Musharraf: Mubarak huvay.
Bush: But ik masla hy.
Musharraf: o ki.
Bush: piu da pta nhe.
Musharraf: Koi gal nhe USAMA da pa diyo.

Submitted By: Rohit

What is the difference between Mother & Wife?
One woman brings you into this world crying…
& the other ensures you Continue to do so!!

Submitted By: Zarun

One day a girl asked Molvi,
“Can i Kiss a Boy”
Molvi Replay,”Naozbillah”
Girl,”Can i Kiss a Man”
Molve Replay,”Astagfirullah”
Girl,”Can i Kiss you”
Molvi,”Jee Bismillah”

Submitted By: Fawad

Shoaib Akhtar Says :
Main India Ja Kr Pakistan Ka Naam Roshan Karunga.

Q K,,

Pakistan Main Light Jo Nahi Hoti |’!'|

Submitted By: Rehan