1 Jamadar Gutter Main Jhuk Kar Kachra Nikal Raha Tha.

1 Pathan Wahan Se Guzarte Huey Ruk Kar Bola.

Yar 2 Roti Mera B Laga Dena . .

Submitted By: Kami

1 Paagal Aadmi Ne Doosre Paagal Aadmi Ko
Fone Karke Kya Poocha . ..??

Socho Socho . . .

“Abe . .Tera Fone Number Kya Hai..??

Submitted By: Sorya

Pathan: Bhai Sahab Time Kya Hua Hai..??

Aadmi: Raat Ke 10 Baje Hain..!!

Pathan: Sala, Subah Se Pooch Raha Hoon,

Sab Alag Alag Time Bata Rahe Hain.. ;-)

Submitted By: Arvin

A notice in a factory for girl workers.
“If your skirt is long, protect yourself from machines at work..
If it is short, protect yourself from men at work”

Submitted By: Alfred

2 Jahil Admi
1st:Aaj Mairi Salgira Hai Dil Chahta Hai Naha Loon.

2nd: Pichly Saal B To Tum Nahae They.

1st: Han,Bus Ussi Din Sy Saaf Rahny Ki Adat Parh Gai Hai.;)

Submitted By: Raja

Boy To His Friend:
Yaar Main Apni Girl Friend Ko Birthday Kya Gift Doon?
Friend:
Kaisi Dikhti Hai?
Boy:
Bohat Khubsurat

Friend:
Aisa Karoo Oss Ko Mera Mobile Number Dey Doo…

Submitted By: Ksera

1 Jamadar Gutter Main Jhuk Kar Kachra Nikal Raha Tha.

1 Pathan Wahan Se Guzarte Huey Ruk Kar Bola.

Yar 2 Roti Mera B Laga Dena . .

Submitted By: Joyia

1 Andha Police Mein Bhrti Hony K Lye Gya

Officer Ne Poocha Tumhein Hum Kis Liye Rakhein

Andhey Ne Foran Jawb Dya
Andha-Dhund Firing K Lye. . .

Submitted By: Aadi

Boy : Agar Main Kahon Mujhe Tum Se Mohabbat Hai Aur
Meri Bas Yahi Chahat Hy Tou Kya Kaho Gi?

Girl : Me Tm Se Kahungi Ye Bat Agar Tum
Kahin Khana Khila K Kehte, Zara Mobile
Balance Dalwa K Kehte Tou Acha Hota…

Submitted By: Pawan

Wife Came Home Wid a Goat .

Husband Asked: Ais Bhanis Ko Ghar Kyon Lai Ho ??

ife : Dikhta nahi Bakri Hai

Husband: Bakri Se Hi Poch Raha Hon..

Submitted By: Sunny