Singer To His Neighbor:
Whenever I Sing,
Your Dog Starts Barking.
Neighbor: It Is Not His Fault,
You Start It First.
Submitted By: Feddy
Palmist Larke Ka Haath Dekhkar bola:
“Beta Tum Bahut Pahroge”
Ladka: “Saale,Pahr To Main 3 saal Se Raha Hu,
Yeh Bata Paas Kab Hounga…??”
Submitted By: Safdar
Santa : Oye Yaar! Agar
Electricity Nahi Hoti To
Kya Hota?
Banta : Kuch Nahi Yaar,
Hume Candle Light Me T.V
Dekhna Padta :-)
Submitted By: Aadi
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Judge Said To Pathan: Tum Per Cycle Chori Ka Ilzaam Sabit Nahi Hua Lihaza Tum Ko Ba-Izzat Bari Kia Jata Hai…
Pathan: Tou Is Ka Matlab K Main Cycle Rakh Loon …?
Submitted By: Gul
1 Pathan hamesha Apne Mobile K Saath 1 Scissor Rakhta Tha
Kisi Ne Poocha
“Khan Saab Ye Konsi Science Hai ?”
Pathan: :”O Yaara Kbhi Kbhi Call Katna B Par Jata Hy Na
Submitted By: Akhtar
20% of the population is now drinking coffee, 60% is having sex, 19% is watching television and one idiot is now holding his mobile in his han
Submitted By: Raja
Aik Bihkari Ne Ghar Ke Bahir Se Awaaz Lagai: Babu Jee Roti Milay Gi…
Andar Se Awaz Aai: ” Biwi Ghar Per Nhi Hai”
Bihkari: Me Ne Roti Mangi Hai “Chummi” Nhi..
Submitted By: Kishwar
A Pathan Was Playing “KON BANEGA CAROR PATI” Amitab Bachan Asked: Apne Baap Ka Naam Batao.
Pathan Replied: Hum Ko Pagal Samjha Hai Kya? Pehle 4 Option To Do.
Submitted By: Arhan
Ek din bhagwan sharab peeny zameen per aa giya 50 boltle peenay k baad dukan wala bola “ap ko charti nahi hay?” bhagwan: main bhagwan hun Club wala: charh gaye salay ko
Submitted By: Mishra
1 Frnd:Yar Me Jis Larki Ko Chahta Hun, Usne Mujhse Shadi Nhi Ki
2nd: Tumne Usy Bataya K Mera Chacha Karorpati Hai 1:Bataya Tha
2:Phir
1: Ab Wo Meri Chachi Hai.
Submitted By: Najam
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