Ek bar 300 phatan ship mein travel kar rahay the

lakin sare k sare mar gayeee

kaise?

nothing serious

ship bich mein kharab ho gai

tu dhaka denay neachey uttar gayeeeeee

Submitted By: sALEEM

Teacher: “Now class, whatever I ask, I want you all to answer, at once.”
“How much is two hundred plus two hundred?”
Class: “At once!”. . . . . .;-)

Submitted By: Dilshan

1 Pathan Ki Chappal Kisi Ne Chura Le,

Wo Sedha Qabristan Pohancha Aur Wahan Baith Kar Kehne Laga:

Chor Ko Kaha Dhonda Jaye 1 Na 1 Din To Yahan Aye Ga Na.

Submitted By: Shankar

Pathan: Station Jany K Kitne Paise Logay?

Ricksha Wala: 50

Pathan: 20 Lelo

Ricksha Wala: 20 Main Kon Le Ker Jayega.

Pathan: Tum Peeche Betho Hum Le K Jayega.

Submitted By: Sarya

Boss To Secretory: Book My Ticket For London..
Aur Suno Mera Naam “D.K.BOSE” Likhwana….!
Werna Airport Pe Mera Naam “BOSE.D.K” Announce Hota Hai….

Submitted By: Pawan

Hospital ke samne kharay Rakshay me eik Mawli jaldi se beta Rakshay walay se kaha Hospital chalo.

Rakshay walay ne kaha ye raha samne Hospital.

Mawali neechy uthar aur kiraya detay huey Rakshay walay se bola aainda itna teiz matt chalana.

Submitted By: Gorkha

Techr studnt se: khali jga pur kro
“900 chuhe kha k bili______chali”
Studnt: 900 chuhe kha k bili thumek thumek kr chali.
Techr ghuse me: bewkuf tume itne easy qstn ka ansr b nhe aya.
Studnt: jnab ye b mene apka dil rakhne k lye ese he keh dia tha wrna 900 chuhe kha k bili chal hi nai skti.!

Submitted By: Khanna

Hospital ke samne kharay Rakshay me eik Mawli jaldi se beta Rakshay walay se kaha Hospital chalo.

Rakshay walay ne kaha ye raha samne Hospital.

Mawali neechy uthar aur kiraya detay huey Rakshay walay se bola aainda itna teiz matt chalana.

Submitted By: Gorkha

Ek faqeer bachi se

ALLAH k naam par de beta

bachi
main beta nahi beti hun

faqeer: ALLAH k naam par de beti

bachi
mera naam nusrat hai

faqeer: ALLAH k naam par de nusrat
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musEum mE dO kHopri pari thi.

1st frnd:: ye hitler ki khopri pari hai.

2nd frnd:: oR jo saAth mE choti kHOpai hai wo kis ki Hai??

1st frnd:: jAb hitler chOta tha ye tAb ki hai.

Submitted By: Sameer