Teacher: Tumhare Abbu ka kya naam hai?

Pathan: Google Khan

Teacher: yeh kaisa naam hua?

Pathan: hum jahan b hota hai, wo humko dhoond hi leta hai.

Submitted By: Sarmad

Husband: begum khana tayar nahi hua abhi?
Begum: nahi g,thori dair baqi ha.
Husband: theek ha mein bahar se kha leta hon.
Begum: bas 5 mint ruk jaen.
Husband:5 mint mein khana tayar ho jaega?
Begum: nahi mein tayar ho jaungi.

Submitted By: NANI

Ek Beggar nE Darwazay Per Dastak Di,
Admi Ne Andr Se Poch Kon?
Faqeer:ALlAh Ka Mehman.
Ye Sun Kr Wo Admi FaqeEr kA Hath Pakr Kr Masjid Le gYa,
or Bola Apko Galti Hui Hai.
ALLAH Ka Ghar yE HaI. . .

Submitted By: Kami

Ek bar 300 phatan ship mein travel kar rahay the

lakin sare k sare mar gayeee

kaise?

nothing serious

ship bich mein kharab ho gai

tu dhaka denay neachey uttar gayeeeeee

Submitted By: sALEEM

Teacher: “Now class, whatever I ask, I want you all to answer, at once.”
“How much is two hundred plus two hundred?”
Class: “At once!”. . . . . .;-)

Submitted By: Dilshan

1 Pathan Ki Chappal Kisi Ne Chura Le,

Wo Sedha Qabristan Pohancha Aur Wahan Baith Kar Kehne Laga:

Chor Ko Kaha Dhonda Jaye 1 Na 1 Din To Yahan Aye Ga Na.

Submitted By: Shankar

Pathan: Station Jany K Kitne Paise Logay?

Ricksha Wala: 50

Pathan: 20 Lelo

Ricksha Wala: 20 Main Kon Le Ker Jayega.

Pathan: Tum Peeche Betho Hum Le K Jayega.

Submitted By: Sarya

Boss To Secretory: Book My Ticket For London..
Aur Suno Mera Naam “D.K.BOSE” Likhwana….!
Werna Airport Pe Mera Naam “BOSE.D.K” Announce Hota Hai….

Submitted By: Pawan

Hospital ke samne kharay Rakshay me eik Mawli jaldi se beta Rakshay walay se kaha Hospital chalo.

Rakshay walay ne kaha ye raha samne Hospital.

Mawali neechy uthar aur kiraya detay huey Rakshay walay se bola aainda itna teiz matt chalana.

Submitted By: Gorkha

Techr studnt se: khali jga pur kro
“900 chuhe kha k bili______chali”
Studnt: 900 chuhe kha k bili thumek thumek kr chali.
Techr ghuse me: bewkuf tume itne easy qstn ka ansr b nhe aya.
Studnt: jnab ye b mene apka dil rakhne k lye ese he keh dia tha wrna 900 chuhe kha k bili chal hi nai skti.!

Submitted By: Khanna