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Singer To His Neighbor:

Whenever I Sing,

Your Dog Starts Barking.

Neighbor: It Is Not His Fault,

You Start It First.

Submitted By: Feddy

Palmist Larke Ka Haath Dekhkar bola:

“Beta Tum Bahut Pahroge”

Ladka: “Saale,Pahr To Main 3 saal Se Raha Hu,

Yeh Bata Paas Kab Hounga…??”

Submitted By: Safdar

Santa : Oye Yaar! Agar

Electricity Nahi Hoti To

Kya Hota?

Banta : Kuch Nahi Yaar,

Hume Candle Light Me T.V

Dekhna Padta :-)

Submitted By: Aadi

Judge Said To Pathan:
Tum Per Cycle Chori Ka Ilzaam Sabit Nahi Hua
Lihaza Tum Ko Ba-Izzat Bari Kia Jata Hai…

Pathan: Tou Is Ka Matlab K Main Cycle Rakh Loon …?

Submitted By: Gul

1 Pathan hamesha Apne Mobile K Saath 1 Scissor Rakhta Tha

Kisi Ne Poocha

“Khan Saab Ye Konsi Science Hai ?”

Pathan: :”O Yaara Kbhi Kbhi Call Katna B Par Jata Hy Na

Submitted By: Akhtar

20% of the population is now drinking coffee,
60% is having sex, 19% is watching television
and
one idiot is now holding his mobile in his han

Submitted By: Raja

Aik Bihkari Ne Ghar Ke Bahir Se Awaaz Lagai:
Babu Jee Roti Milay Gi…

Andar Se Awaz Aai:
” Biwi Ghar Per Nhi Hai”

Bihkari:
Me Ne Roti Mangi Hai “Chummi” Nhi..

Submitted By: Kishwar

A Pathan Was Playing “KON BANEGA CAROR PATI”
Amitab Bachan Asked: Apne Baap Ka Naam Batao.

Pathan Replied:
Hum Ko Pagal Samjha Hai Kya? Pehle 4 Option To Do.

Submitted By: Arhan

Ek din bhagwan sharab peeny
zameen per aa giya 50 boltle peenay
k baad dukan wala bola
“ap ko charti nahi hay?”
bhagwan: main bhagwan hun
Club wala: charh gaye salay ko

Submitted By: Mishra

1 Frnd:Yar Me Jis Larki Ko Chahta Hun,
Usne Mujhse Shadi Nhi Ki

2nd: Tumne Usy Bataya K Mera Chacha Karorpati Hai
1:Bataya Tha

2:Phir

1: Ab Wo Meri Chachi Hai.

Submitted By: Najam