M_RKH,
ST_PID,
B_DH_,
D_FFER,
BEWK_F,
GHOCH_,
_LL_,

DEKHA..!
Everything is incomplete without
“ U “……********……******…

Submitted by: Saba

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ye kenchi lo aur logon k jaib kato
oor sms k liy pesay jama karooo…….

Submitted By: Safdar

Sardar went for a ArtExhibition.
He shouted at art
..”Oh My GOD what a worst picture”.

Exhibitor:
Excuse me , It’s a mirror..

Submitted By: Karan

Msg: Alama Iqbal specialy said for Maulana Fazlur Rehman

nahi hai tera nasheman asembly k aewaano par.

tu gandu hai guzara kar Bannu k pathaano par.

Submitted By: Kamran

Police to Mujrim : tune Bache ki gand kyu mari??
Mujrim : ji janab Thand thi or bacha khoobsurat tha,
Police : ab Bacha kaha hai??
Mujrim : wo khush hai or sms pad raha hai….

Submitted By: Sameer

Man: Please whisper those 3 little words
that would make my day!

Woman: Go to hell

Submitted By: Kumar

Na Waqt Se
Na Aarzo Se
Na Udasion Se
Sirf Or Sirf
Mohabbat Se
Chahat Se
Khuloos Se
Pyaar Se
Baray Ehtraam Se
Poray DIL Se
“Lanat hap ap per”

Submitted By: Jalal

Husband: Suit Bara Sohna Pehna hai..

Wife: ThanX G

Husband: Lipstick B Sohni Lagai hai

Wife: ThanX G

Husband: Makeup B Sohna Kia hai

Wife: ThanX G

Husband: Sohni Phir bhi Nahi Lag rahi..

Submitted By: Riva

Aap yahan maze se sms parh rahe ho
or udhar poori saudi govt pareshan hai.
sab aap ki talaash mein hein
jaldi pohncho!
kyun ke haji pather marne ke liye aa gaye hain.

Submitted By: Zenat

Your validity for taking a bath expires on this 15th August.

Kindly recharge the validity by taking a bath to avoid,
khujli, dandruff, maeil, and badbooo …

So wish you a happy independence day

Submitted By: Nilesh