SmS RATES…………
Year 2001: Rs 2
Year 2002: Rs 1
Year 2003: Rs 75
Year 2004: Rs 50
Year 2006/07: Free
Ab B SmS Nahi Karoogi To Kia Tab Karoogi
Jab SmS Karne K Pese Milenge…..

Submitted By: Nishant

Fizao mai tum ho,
hawao mai tum ho
baharo mai tum ho
dhop mai tum ho,
chaho mai tum ho,

sach hi suna tha,
Buri atma ka koi thikana nhi hota

Submitted By: Ravi

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Baywaqoof Ban giya
Ha Ha hahaha

Submitted By: Reno

Ye sms uon logoon k leay hy jo cool aor smaart heeen
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.ooooo
yaar me ny kaha that ye sms un logoon k leay hy jo kool
aor smaart hy.

aap kea deekh rahy ho
aap na to cool ho aor na he smaart…………ok

Submitted By: Simran

YOU ARE BARWA

B = BOLD

A = ATTRACTIVE

R = ROMANTIC

W = WELL MAENNERS

A = ADULT

Submitted By: Raju

My dear!
Agar manzil ko pana chahtay ho to
hosla saath rakhna

Agar piyar ko pana chahtay ho to
aitbar sath rakhna

Agar hamesha muskarana chahtay ho to
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to

DANT SAAF RAKHNA.

Submitted By: Sharma

Chann chandni raat meharma…
Tim timande taare…
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Msg koi nahi bhejda lagda So gaye Kanjar saare…

Submitted by: Sharma

kitne haseen hai aap,
khud ko duniya ki nazar se bachaya karo,
ankho me kajal lagana hi kafi nahi,
gale me nimbu mirchi or chappal bhi latkaya karo…

Submitted by: Anil

Still Smiling :)

Smile 2 Old Man Means Respect

Smile 2 A Child Means Innocence

Smile 2 Lover Means Love

Smiling In Front Of Computer Means Mental

Still Smiling!
(Confirmed)

Submitted by: Nilesh

Dog 1: me is area me naya naya hu
Muje yaha k kutto k sardar se milna he
Dog 2:ssshhh..Chup…!
Aawaz mat karo

Boss msg padh rahe hai…!

Submitted by: Rohit