Police to Mujrim : tune Bache ki gand kyu mari??
Mujrim : ji janab Thand thi or bacha khoobsurat tha,
Police : ab Bacha kaha hai??
Mujrim : wo khush hai or sms pad raha hai….

Submitted By: Sameer

Man: Please whisper those 3 little words
that would make my day!

Woman: Go to hell

Submitted By: Kumar

Na Waqt Se
Na Aarzo Se
Na Udasion Se
Sirf Or Sirf
Mohabbat Se
Chahat Se
Khuloos Se
Pyaar Se
Baray Ehtraam Se
Poray DIL Se
“Lanat hap ap per”

Submitted By: Jalal

Husband: Suit Bara Sohna Pehna hai..

Wife: ThanX G

Husband: Lipstick B Sohni Lagai hai

Wife: ThanX G

Husband: Makeup B Sohna Kia hai

Wife: ThanX G

Husband: Sohni Phir bhi Nahi Lag rahi..

Submitted By: Riva

Aap yahan maze se sms parh rahe ho
or udhar poori saudi govt pareshan hai.
sab aap ki talaash mein hein
jaldi pohncho!
kyun ke haji pather marne ke liye aa gaye hain.

Submitted By: Zenat

Your validity for taking a bath expires on this 15th August.

Kindly recharge the validity by taking a bath to avoid,
khujli, dandruff, maeil, and badbooo …

So wish you a happy independence day

Submitted By: Nilesh

__/____
lorange l
l juice l
l______l

Fresh Orange Juice
Ka Dabba Bheja Hai..

Paoun Maar K
Patakha Baja Lo

Submitted By: Soha

Humko hami se chura lo
dil main kahin tum chhupa lo
hum akelay ho na jayen
door tum se ho na jaayen

paas aao

paas aao

paas aao

rukoooooooooooo!

pehlay achi tarha naha ke aao

Submitted By: Akshya

Bush asks God:When will Iraq be mine?
God:Not in ur life time.bush cries.

Mushraf asks God:When will Kashmir be in Pakistan?
God:Not in ur life time.mushraf cries.

And i asked God:When will this reader get brain?
This time God cries,and says:Not in my life time.

Submitted By: Sameer

Soowar ke bachhe!

Ullo ke patthe!

Kutte ke pille !

Gadhe ki aulaad !

Bhains ke bachhde,

Bakri ke memne,

Sab kitne chote-chote,
Piare-piare hote haina.

Submitted By: Ravi