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.”"”"v”"”"”. …v… aham!

this is not a heart,
this is my old underware which i don”t use,
i thought i should ask you
before i throw it
Oye tennu chahi di tay nai ???

Submitted By: Guljeet

1 message recieved
1 cool person sent it
1 fool is reading it
1 fool is angry
1 fool is still reading
1 fool will frwd thid msg to another fool

Submitted By: Jabran

When i miss u i read your sms
when i want to see u i close my eyes
and
when i want to hear your voice
I Simply throw a stone over Donkey

Submitted By: Rahul

CoLgate se Daant Saaf Krne ka,
Pepsodent Se Mazboot Krne Ka,
CLoseup se Fresh Krne ka,
Agar Phir bhi White na Ho to…
HARPIC Use Krne ka…

Submitted By: Jimmy

Barsaat ke mausam main aap ka dil chahta ho ga,
barish main nahanay ka,
geet gungunanay ka,
paani main chhai chhappa chhai karne ka,
barsaat main sab frogs ka dil yehi karta hai.

Submitted By: Haroon

Aye Kassssssh!
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K Tum…
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Marasi Hotay To Ma Tum Ko Apni Shadi Pr
Dhol Bajanay K Liye Bulata.

Submitted By: Farhan

Tum Chand Se Khobsorat Ho Sitaron Se Poch Lo

Tum Pholon Se Khobsorat Ho Bharon Se Poch Lo

Tum Larki Se Bhi Khubsurat Ho
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Pathano
Se Poch Lo..

Submitted By: Babar

TWO GOLDEN RULES TO MOVE AHEAD IN LIFE:

Rule #1- “RoCk3rS” iS aLways Right.

Rule #2 - If u Feel That He iS Wrong,

Slap Urself & Read Rule#1 Again……

Submitted By: Joyia

Adhuray hain!

Baadal
Bin Barish

Chaand
Bin Chandni

Suraj
Bin Roshni

Phool
Bin Khushbu

Dil
Bin Dharkan

Shama
Bin Parwana

Or

Or

Tum Bin
Zoo Ki Ronaq…

Submitted By: Rana

One day a donkey looked into mirror n said,
“Oh, ugly face, big nose, narrow eyes
“Afterwards he kiled himself.

So plz don’t look into mirror coz..

I’ll miss u…

Submitted By: Mohit