A Man: “Your Mother-In-Law Fell Into My Pond

Which Has Some Crocodiles Into”.

The Other Man - “The Crocodiles Are Yours,

So You’ll Have To Save Them”.

Submitted by: Richard

1980s: Friends remember U during good times
n forget u during bad times.

2008 Friends remember U when SMS is free
n forget u when its 1 Rupee…

Submitted By: Kashif

Son: Papa Mujhe Shair Sunain..

Papa: Rasm-E-Ulfat Hi Ijazat Nahi Deti Warna,

Bhulen Ge Tumhe Yun Ke Sada Yaad Karoge..

Son: Yeh Shair To Nahi
Tha??

Papa: Kyun??

Son: Iss Main
To “Faraz” Ka Naam
Nahi Aaya.

Submitted By: Akshya

Jo 11 Saal Jail Main
Rahe,

Wo Sadar-e-Pakistan
Hai..

Jo 6 Saal Jail Main
Rahe,

Wo Wazir-e-Aazam
Pakistan Hai..

2, 4 Saal Aap Bhi Jail
Main Guzaar Aayen,

Mustaqbil Roshan
Hai..

Submitted By: Akram

A Brahmin & A Japanese Married.
Wat Would They Name Their 1st Girl And 1st Boy?

Guess?

Guess?

Kaveri Kawasaki & Suzuki Subramanya

Submitted By: Riva

New Remix Song Of
“ALI AZMAT”
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Junon Or Ishq Se Barhti Hai Abadi. . . . . . . .;-.
“DIL MANGAY MORE”

Submitted By: Zawar

Friends r like Asian Paints :

Duniya badal de.

Girlfrends r like Everest Masale :

Taste mein Best.

Wife is like Mosquito Coil :

“Dhoond Dhoond k Maregi”

Submitted By: Amit

Dr: aap ka weight kitna he?
Santa: chasme sath 75kgs.
Dr: aur chasme bager!
Santa: vo muje dikhta hi nahi…

Submitted By: Ravi

Its So Common To HEar…

How Are You ?

What Are You Doing ?

Howz Your Day??

ANy Plan ?

So I Thought To Ask

Something Different

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Potty Kar Lii ???

Submitted By: Sharma

Agar 2 Pipal K Ped Ko
1 Rassi Se Bandha
Jaye To Us Rassi Ko
Kya Kahege?

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NOKIA
Connecting People

Submitted By: Haroon