New Remix Song Of
“ALI AZMAT”
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Junon Or Ishq Se Barhti Hai Abadi. . . . . . . .;-.
“DIL MANGAY MORE”

Submitted By: Zawar

Friends r like Asian Paints :

Duniya badal de.

Girlfrends r like Everest Masale :

Taste mein Best.

Wife is like Mosquito Coil :

“Dhoond Dhoond k Maregi”

Submitted By: Amit

Dr: aap ka weight kitna he?
Santa: chasme sath 75kgs.
Dr: aur chasme bager!
Santa: vo muje dikhta hi nahi…

Submitted By: Ravi

Its So Common To HEar…

How Are You ?

What Are You Doing ?

Howz Your Day??

ANy Plan ?

So I Thought To Ask

Something Different

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Potty Kar Lii ???

Submitted By: Sharma

Agar 2 Pipal K Ped Ko
1 Rassi Se Bandha
Jaye To Us Rassi Ko
Kya Kahege?

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NOKIA
Connecting People

Submitted By: Haroon

A Judge Said..
Order..
Order..
Order..
Sardar :
1 Pizza
2 Chicken
1 Coldrink
Judge:
Shut Up.
SARDAR:
No Shut Up Only 7Up..:P

Submitted By: Reha

Wife Says:
When Im Gone Youll Never Find Another Woman Like Me.

Husband Replied:
What Makes You Think Id Want Another Woman Like You…

Submitted By: Karan

Sardar 2 His Sardarni

On Suhagrat!

Soniay Tenu Apne Do HONTAAN Nal Kuj Kr K Dikhavan?

Sardarni:Hay Ma Mar Javan Kro Na Ji..

Sardar:

“Burrrburrrburrr”

Submitted By: Mishra

Student: Miss Aap Ne Kal Mujhe Call Kyun Ki Thi,

Kya Kaam Tha Mujh Se..??

Teacher: Main Ne Tou Koi Call Nahi Ki..

Student: To Phir Mere Mobile Pe Kyu Likha Tha,

“ 1 Miss Call ” ;-)

Submitted By: Karan

Aqwaal-E-Zarreen
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Bardasht Karna Seekhain.

Submitted By: Soha