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IKHLAQ:
Jis Ki SuppLy kM DemAnd Zayada.

Admi:
wo Janwar Jis Ki KhaAL Kai Martba Utari jA Sakti hAi.

Beauty Parlour:
Jahan Creams Se Gussal Dia Jata Hai.
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1 Kabutar Ne Sardar K Upar Beet Kr Di

Sardar: Kutte Teri Maa ne Tujhe Chaddi Pehenna Nhi Sikhaya.

Kabutar: Abey To Tu kya Chaddi Mein krta hai..?

Submitted By: Guru

2 Khusrey Apas mein Batein krte hoye Ja rahe Thay
k Achanak aik Khusra Neeche Gri Gya. Or Rone Laga

Doosra TasaLLi Dete Hoye BoLa: Uth Paro “Mard Ban..”

Submitted By: Farva

Agar main dur ho jaon
To palkon ko jhapak daina
Agar ansu koi giraay
Samajh jana keh wo hoon main

Hathaili saamnay rakhna
Keh sab aansuu giraay us main
Jo ruk jaye ga hounto per
Samajh jana keh wo hoon main
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The Dentist To The Little Kid …

”What Kind Of Filling Would You Like For Your Tooth ? ”

”Choclate, Please,”…
Kid Replies Innocently..

Submitted By: Farva

Golden Rule

To Be Happy With a Man, Love Him Little And Understand Him Alot. .

To Be Happy With a Woman, Love Her ALOT And DO NOT TRY To Understand Her. .

Submitted By: Anil

Ye Jaan kar us ki har baat per yaqeen kar liya faraz

Itne Haseen Labon se wo Johoot kese bolti ho gi

Submitted By: Nilesh

When an apple is Green, it is ready to Pluck!
& when a girl is 18, she is ready for…
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NADRA I D CARD …or kiya?
Hamesha ganda he sochna…..:-)

Submitted By: Raju

Husband To A Newly Wed Wife!
I Could Go To The End Of The World For You
Wife:Thanks,But Promise Me
You Will Stay There For The Rest Of Your Life.

Submitted By: Richard

Dentist ki beti boy frnd se:aj kitna acha moqa tha tm mere dad se shadi ki bat ker skty thy

Lrka:Bs aj b mera hosla nhi hua khmoshi se 1 or dant nklwa kr agaya

Submitted By: Pretam