ADAT Or ADA Me Farq.

Road K NaL SE Pani Pina.

Gharib Piye To ADAT.
Ameer Piye To ADA.

Ab SMS Ko Hi Le Lo.

Me Bheju To ADAT.
Ap Bhejo To ADA.

Submitted By: Shukla

Teacher student se: Mamooli ko jumle me istemaal karo.

Student ne socha

socha

socha

socha
Socha aur bola,Meri Maa Mooli bare shok se khati hai.

Submitted By: Sara

Girl-Hum Kaha Ja Rahe He..?

boy-Long Drive Par..!!

girl-Pahle Kyo Nhi Bataya..?

boy-Mujhe B Abhi Pata Chala Jub Breck Nai Laga

Submitted By: Aadi

What Is
Pure And Simple
Definition Of
ACCOUNTING … ?

1 + 1 = 2
(In Private Sector)

1 + 1 = 11
(In Government Sector)

Submitted By: Pawan

American:
Ye Building Kitne Din Me Bani Hai.. ?

Pakistani: 1 Mahine Me
American: Hamare Mulk Me t0 2 Hafty Me Ban Jati Hai

Th0ra Agay Jane K Baad Phir P00cha: Ye Building Kitne Din Me Bani Hai
Paki: Sirf 2 Hafty Me
American B0la: Hamare Mulk Me t0 3 Din Me Ban Jati Hai

Habib Bank Plaza K Paas Sy Guzarte Hue American B0la: Ye Building Kitne Din Me Bani ?
Paki Gusse Sy: Pata Nhi Subha Tak t0 Nhi Thi

Submitted By: Aslam

Bacha: Miss hamary ghar aaj bhai anay wala hay.

Miss: wo kasay?

Bacha: jab phichli bar ammi hospital main admit theen tu behan aae thi
Ab abu admit hain…

Submitted By: Rishi

Son: Mom! Papa
Bohot shareef hain…

Mom: Wo kesay?

Son: Jab bhi kisi Larki ko dekhtay hain to…

Foran 1 Aänkh bandh kär letay häin.

Submitted By: Dev

Always remember:
When SHE cancels a date, it is because..
“SHE HAS TO”

But

When HE cancels a date, it is because..
“HE HAS TWO”

Submitted By: Martin

Teacher 2 sTudEnT: wHt iZ uR FathEr nAme?
StudEnt: “GoogLe Singh”
Teacher: y 2 Strange?
Student: SaaLa Hr Waqt Mujhay Dhondta Jo Rehta Hai.

Submitted By: Adam

*LATEST UrdU DICTIONARY*

IKHLAQ:
Jis Ki SuppLy kM DemAnd Zayada.

Admi:
wo Janwar Jis Ki KhaAL Kai Martba Utari jA Sakti hAi.

Beauty Parlour:
Jahan Creams Se Gussal Dia Jata Hai.
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