SMS Messages: Love, Funny, Hindi, Shayari, Birthday, Romantic sms and more..

Feeling Sad?

Then Imagine
.
Im Wid U

( ‘ ; ‘ ) ( ‘ ; ‘ )
(,,)–(,,)(,,)–(,,)

Now U Happy?
.
.
.

No?
.
.
.

Chal Fer DAFFA Ho!

Submitted By: Mishra

Mobile pe ek virus agaya hai,
agar 00000420 no se koi call aaye
to atend nahi kerna ,
werna insan ban jaoge…
sialkot main do ghade insan ban gaye hen..
SO BE CAREFUL!!

Submitted By: Husnain

Duniya K Sabse Chhote Jokes:

1) 2 Aurate Chup chap Baithi Hai.

2) 1 Buddhi Bachpan Me Mar Gayi.

3) Ganja Sardr

4) 2 Sardr Chess Khelte Hue…

Submitted By: Rohit

1 Saal Main
12 Mahiney
12 Mahino’n Me
365 Din
365 Din Me
8760 Ghnte
8760 Ghnton Me
525600 Mins
525600 Mins Me
525600 Lmhe
Aur
Har Lmhe Me 1 Dua

Light Na jaye

Submitted By: Samreen

To Prove His LUV..

He Swam D DEEPEST Rivr!

Climbd D HIGHEST Mountin!

Crosd D HOTEST Desrt!

She-Divorcd Him…

Kabhi Ghar Pe To Hota Nhi Tha.

Submitted By: Imran

Tum Itny Sweet Q Ho?

Tum Itny Innocent Q Ho?

Tum Itny Intelligent Q Ho?

Tum Itny Lucky Q Ho?

Simple

Ab Ap Mere Friend Ho Kuch To Asar Hoga Na!

Submitted By: Semi

Bijli Bord vich post nikli hai
salri “Rs:50000″ har roz milnge.
Kam koi nahi
bass “11kv” tar te GILLA kapra mar ke saaf karni hai.
BEST OF LUCK.

Submitted By: Jabran

Ek Student Dusre Se:
Aaj Kuch Khatarnak Kaam Karne Ka Maan Kar Raha Hai

2nd Student:
To Phir Chal Kar Thori Parhai Karte Hein . . .

Submitted By: Karan

Qiyamat Ki Nishaniyan.

1.Memon Badmashi Kary Ga.
2.Sindhi Mehnat Karyga.
3.Muhajir Hukumat Karyga.
4 Punjabi Ghairat Karyga.
5.Pathan Larki Say Piyar Karega

Submitted By: Sania

Law Of Love

Derived From Newton’s Laws
Evry Boy Continues To Impress A Girl Unless
A THAPPAR Or SANDEL With A Force Is Impresed Upon Hi
By A Lovely Girl.
This Force Is Called BESTI
BESTI Is That Chracteristic Due To Wich Any BE-GHERAT
Is Compeled To Change
His State Of BE-GHERTI Into GHERATMANDI

Submitted By: Jabran