A man is the head of the family and
the wife is the neck.

The neck turns the head exactly the way it wants.

Submitted By: Jabran

Dil se bolun ik bat main sachi.!
Hum Tum ik raftaar k panchi.!

Dosti ye hamari hogi na kabhi kuchi.!
Teri photo se to meri negative hi Achi.!

Submitted By: Rehan

jindgai not like “chup chup ke”
love is not like “Aksar”
But kiss is Like Murder”
Because Like Airtel ” Aisi Azadi Aur Kahan”

Submitted by: Santosh
Email: santoshvakte@yahoo.com

Ab tak meri life
1 khuli bottle ki tarah thi,
jisme sab prfume ki tarah ud jata tha.
Par apke aane se sab thik ho gaya.
Khuda kare aap jaisa dhakkn sab ko mile.

Submitted by: Imran

A – U’r Attractive
B – U’r D Best
C – U’r Cute
D – U’r Dear 2 me
E – U’r Excellent
F – U’r Funny
G – U’r Gud Looking
H – He He He
I – I’m
J – Just
K – Kidding

Submitted by: Rijja

Your friendship is like Paktel,
“DIL TO AIK HAY”

Your sincerity is like Telenor,
“CHAHO KUCH BARH K”

Your love is like Haleeb,
“GARHA JO HAY”
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twinkle Twinkle little star,
teri girl friend gaye bazar,

us ko mil gaya MAJNO ka pyar,
ab tu beth ker makhiyan maaar

Submitted by: Siraj

4 roses, just for you!
1st for Friendship.
2nd for Wealth.
3rd for Happiness.

and the last one..

Kaan ke upar laga lena, mast lagega.

Submitted by: Sidra

See the sky youll see Gods face, see the rain you will dance once again, see the moon you will see the depth of lake. Now see the mirror and youll see the God cutest mistake.

Submitted by: Devya

Log kehtay hain k khuda ne aapko badi fursat mein banaya hai….
“simple c baat hai, faltu kaam fursat mein hi to kiye jate hain”.

Submitted by: Abhijeet