Aap kya jano hum tumhe kitna yaad karte hai,
Harpal tumhari faryad karte hai,
Roz khat likhte hai Cartoon network ko,
Aap ko dikhane ki mang karte hai….

Hello DEAR
Where R U
Now…?
No Visits…,
No Calls….,
No SMS from Wik,
No Missed calls,
I M So worried…
———
Are U n JAIL again?
Pls r e p l y!

Taza Hawa ka Jhoka Aaya…
Khushbu teri sath laya…
Phir mere dil me khayal aaya…
Ke Lagta hai ki…
Aaj bhi TU…
Nahin
‘NAHAYA’…..

This is not fair!
How could u do this? Didn’t expect this from you!
Got a whole Channel on your name and didn’t even tell me?
ANIMAL PLANET!

Mere Marne ke baad aey dost aansoo mat bahana…
agar yaad aaye meri to seedhe upar chale aana…
Agar waha me na dikhu to samajh lena tu narak me hai…

A *smile* is a sign of joy,
A *hug* is a sign of love,
A *laugh* is a sign of happiness,
A *Friend* like me is a sign of
“YOUR DAMN GOOD CHOICE”

Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi.
Sagar se gahara koi nahi.
Aab aapki kya tarif karu…
Dost me aap jaisa…
Nalayak koi nahi!

IMAGEINE IF NO GIRL IN WORLD
RESULT:
NO SMS
NO FLOWER
NO VALENTINE’S
NO CANDLES
NO PERFUME
NO TRAVELLING
NO TAJ MEHAL
ALL THE MEN
GO DIRECT IN
HEVEN blue eyes

GIRL before marriage looks like Brbie doll,
After merriage Beautiful doll,
after one year Nice doll,
after two years only doll,
after three years
PANADOL.

Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE- C-Come,O-On,L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each,G-Girl,E-Equally……Thats why boys go to college regularly….