Go down to c my heart..

Dekha.
Kitna saaf hai mera DIL,
Bole to ekdam Aapke.

Dimag Ki tarah

Submitted By: Gul

Dost Tumhari Girl friend ka phone aaya tha”
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Keh rahi thi
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Koi pathar se na mare mere dewane ko
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Bomb ka zamana hai…URRA do saleY ko..

Submitted By: Anil

Neend jub mujhey aaghosh main laiti hay,
Aapka chehra nigahoon mein bus jaata hay,

ek dum say meri aankh khul jaati hay,
Dil se bay sakhta yeh awaaz aati hay,
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“AMMI BHOOT”

Submitted By: Summaya

I Like Grapes

Bcoz Its Boneless.

And I Like u

Bcoz…

u r Brainless

Ha..Ha..Ha..

Felt bad?

Cum‘on yar,

Its just A

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Fact.

Submitted By: Hira

If u hav any prblms, bindas
tell me, I’ll help u

If u don’t hav any prblms, bindas
tell me, I’ll create sum prblms
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Aftr all
DOST hote kisliye hain!

Submitted By: Mohit

Bander k bachey na kaha papa meri shadi kab karo gay?
Bander nay kaha beta zara sabar karo

Dulhan ko pora sms to parhne doo.

Submitted By: Rehan

Dil ne kaha
Chalo SMS karo
Socha
DIL TO PAGAL HAI
Phir khayal aaya koi baat nahi,
Jisko karna hai
Wo Kon Sa QAID-E-AZAM hy..

Submitted By: Zia

God has given many qualities to you,
Good look, personality, charm, intelligence,
And many more……this is call as
“Allah meherbaan to gadha bhi pehalwan…”

Submitted By: Semi

Oey Gando

Oey Jhando

Oey Chutu

Oey Chut K Fobia

Oey ChuT k Macher

Oey Gand K Kalay Bal

Oey Lun Ki Rus Malai

Oey Lun k BAREY surak
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sUnA keSa hAi !

Submitted By: Jebo

Tell me 1 thing which
is urs but always used by others..?
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Oye Tera Naam Yaar…

Tu Gand samjha tha na…
Chal koi baat nahi , hota hai. . . .

Submitted By: Nila