kya meri nak tedi hai. ankhen mendki jesi hai. surat se besharm lagta hoon, pagal hoon akal nahi mujhe… phir kise ne aisa kiyo kaha meri surat tumse milte hai………….?

Submitted by: Jeelo

When u feel sad…. To cheer up just go to the mirror and say, “damn I am really so cute” u will overcome your sadness. But don’t make this a habit….. Coz liars go to hell !!!!

Submitted by: When u feel sad

Today is an international day for the mentally disabled .
Please send an encouraging sms to a mentally disabled friend,
as i have done………

Submitted by: Yaaz

“when i call u,one ring means I m missing u,2 ring means,i like u,3 ring means i m thinking of u,4 ring means i need u,5 ring means…..IDIOT PHONE UTHA

Submitted by: CoolMan

I saw u on a road,U look so beautiful.u walk as a divine.when i see u a sweet song bolwed in my heart.
WHO LETS THE DOG OUT

Submitted by: Reekha

I want to suck you… lick you… wanna move my tongue all over you…wanna feel you in my mouth…yep, tat’s how u…eat an ice cream!

Submitted by: Michael

3 tips to break a mirror:
1. Throw stone on mirror….
2. Take mirror and just drop it….
3. U just go and stand before the mirror & SMILE. . . .

Submitted by: Deeno

Keep in touch with me..
Otherwise
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your all teeth will be broken.

Submitted by: Ishi Rao

Winter comes again n again,
Summer comes again n again,
But the person like you will not come again,
Because GOD never makes the same mistake again n again….

Submitted by: Neeto

If ever in ur life u feel sad and lonely and feel that u have lost everything, Ill come hold ur hand take u for a walk on a bridge and show u where to jump from….

Submitted by: Pohar