Men,s “F” Rules FIND HER, FOLLOW HER, FLIRT HER, FRIEND HER, FINGER HER, FORCE HER, FUCK HER, FORGET HER, FIND NEXT….!

5 great people: 1.Quaid, woh to ab rahe nahi 2.Wasim Akram, woh kisi kaam ka nahi, 3.Aishwarya Rai, apni pohanch say bahir. Baqi rahe aap aur hum So keep in Touch

Life is a hell when u have american wife. indian salary. chinese car and german food. life is heaven when you had american salary, indian wife german car and chinese food

REMMBER THESE WORDS ….
LOVE DA LADY BUT DONT TOUCH DA BODY
YOU WILL SCREW DA LADY
IF YOU TOUCH DA BODY YOU WILL BECOME A DADY

love in pakistan
romance in afganistan
marrige in rajsthan
no more children in hindustan……………

system of love jan-ROSE,Feb-PROPOSE,Mar-GIFT,Apri-LIFT,May-CHATING,June-DATING,July-Miss U,Aug-MEET U,Sep-ANGER,Oct-DANGER,Nov-LEFT,Dec-NEXT…..

10 advantages of not having a “LOVER”..
1.save time.
2.can sleep well.
3.Don’t hav 2 bother abt missed calls..
4.Don’t hav to worry abt how u look..
5.Can eat in any restaurant..
6.No boring sms in the middle of night..
7.Can talk with all gals..
8.U won’t hear “aaw.. U r dull today”..
9.Can go anywhere with any one..
10.Don’t hav 2 listen same old crap jokes..
BONUS:- U will live a long life…….so be aware of LOVER

A husband was stung by a bee on his pnes and it became swollen. His wife prayed, “Oh God may you remove off the pain and leave the size as it is.

It’s better to stay away from girls.Only one or two can bring SMILE to your life, remaining will steel your HAPPINESS from your life

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