Between Men And Women

There Is No Friendship Possible.

There Is

Passion,
Enmity,
Worship,
Love,

But No Friendship.

[ Oscar Wilde ]

Submitted by: Johar

A Man: “Your Mother-In-Law Fell Into My Pond

Which Has Some Crocodiles Into”.

The Other Man - “The Crocodiles Are Yours,

So You’ll Have To Save Them”.

Submitted by: Richard

Friends Are Like The Sun …

They Never Fail To Proceed To Make All Your Days

Bright & Warm … [-_-]

Submitted by: Rehan

Moon said to me,
if ur friend is not messaging u why dont you leave ur friend.
I looked at moon and said
does ur sky ever leave u when u dont shine.

Submitted By: Ahad

1980s: Friends remember U during good times
n forget u during bad times.

2008 Friends remember U when SMS is free
n forget u when its 1 Rupee…

Submitted By: Kashif

Age appears to be best in some things.
Old wood best to burn.
Old books best to read.
Old rice best to eat and
Old friends best to keep

Submitted By: Imran

..; ;…; ;..
c(”") c(”")
“” “”

Special my hand made coffee….
one for you, one for me! Gud Morning….

Submitted By: Naveen

The “rain”may cover the “sun”
but we knw tht “sun”never
forgets to shine , just like u..
I may not often see U , but U always
“shine ” in my prayers…………..

Submitted By: Fatima

Dis is a warning
to all those people who don‘t smoke or drink.
One day, you‘ll lose all ur friends,
They will all die & you‘ll be left alone.
So, Start smoking.

Submitted By: Akhtar

I Like Grapes

Bcoz Its Boneless.

And I Like u

Bcoz…

u r Brainless

Ha..Ha..Ha..

Felt bad?

Cum‘on yar,

Its just A

.

.

.

.

.

Fact.

Submitted By: Sanju