Someday u may lose u r hair. u may lose u r teeth.u r money & even lose u r mind. But 1 thing u will never loose is u r good looks .bcoz u don’t have good looks!

Tell me. is it going in?..yeah ..is it hurting?..ooh yeah ..ouch its hurting ..ok i will put it in slowly ..still hurting. .ahh yeh ..den lets try de other shoe madam

He took me from a bar. He took me in his car. He took my top off. He puts his lips on mine, but don’t worry: I’m a bottle of wine!

Ques. What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

Ans. U can unscrew a light bulb.

How do u teach a blonde maths?
U subtract her chlothes
Devide her legs
And square root her.

Abe o burai ke resgulle, Pap ki berfi , Bewafa ke laddu, Matlabi chuski, Badmashi ke pedhe, Jhoot ke kalakand.. Tu bada hi sweet hai re..

Tujhe utha ke lon ya bitha ke lon
karon andhera ya balb jala ke lon
ya tujhe khada karon phir teri jhuka ke lon
ab to hi bata ke main tere tasver kaise lon

Judge-y did u attack tat young man?
Old lady- he grabbed me, took my clothes off, threw me on d bed & shouted APRIL FOOL!

U picked me up,U took me home,U put ur hands around my waist,U took off my top,then U put ur lips om mine. THANK GOD im a bottle of PEPSI.

A daughter sends a telegram to her father on her clearing B.Ed exams,which the father receives as:”father, your daughter has been successful in BED.”