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Girl Friend ke saath,
Kamre ke andhar,
Table ke upar,
Batti ke neeche,
De tacatac…. tacatac..
De tacatac…. tacatac..

Stupid I am playing table tennis….

Submitted By: Rehan

Hold It Gently
Put 2 Fingrs
If Dey Dnt
Fit
Fos Dem In
If De Hole‘s Big Enaf
Put3
Muv Up & Down
Slowly..
Ooh Yes..
Can U Fil It?
Dats How U Wash A Glass

Submitted By: Zarun

25/1/2008 Ko Guzra Hua 1 SacchA WaqiyA
7 SaAL Ki Bacchi Ko Us K BaAp Or BhAi Ne PakAr KAr,
Buri TarAh Se Usko ZabArdAsti…

School Bhej DiA…

Submitted By: Neelo

KISSING at the top,
HOLDING at the middle &
FIRE at the bottom!

Do you know the ANSWAR?

WHAT?

ho…don’t think dirty…

its A ”CIGRETTE”

Submitted By: Zuma

Dil chahta hai k khara kar k
ap k hath me pakra d0n? ? ?
Aur ap usy hila hila k b0lo
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ES PARCHAM K SaYE TaLaY HUM 1 HaiN…..

Submitted By: Sami

Haath Main Lo Tou Dabane Ko Dil Kerta Hy

Dabalo Tou Choosne Ko Dil Kerta Hy

Choos Lo Tou Dil Nahi Bharta

Q k

Q k

Saal main Ek Hii baar Tou Aata Hai AAAM . . .

HaPpY SumMer SeAsOn . . .

Submitted By: Rana

“Sochta Hun Aaj Bahon Me Pakad Ke Dal Hi Dun,
Balon Me Fool Gulab Ka”

“Dalte Hi Gir Jata Hai,
Patta Patta Gulab Ka.”

Submitted By: Nilesh

kuch loag sirf 2 ghantay kertay hain
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kuch loag 4 ghantay kartay hain
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Aur kuch loag to Poori Poori raat kartay hain……..
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abbay aapna mobile charge………

Submitted By: Arjun

HUSBAND- Shall v Try A Different Position 2Nite?
WiFE- Xcellent Idea, U Stand
At Da SINK & Wash Da Dishes
& I’ll Lie oN Da SoFA & Watch
Da T.V….

Submitted By: Mishra

Girl to riksha wala: keon bhai jae ga?
Rikshawala: bilkul jae ga madam?
Abhe to tail laga k khara kea ha !!!
Girl: to phir ghuma k peechay se la lo…

Submitted By: Mohit




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