Woh mangti thee mein deta na tha

JAWAB USS K SAWAAL KA

Uss ne manga to khara ho gya

RONGATA MERAY JAZBAT KA

Mein ne diya to chout gya

PHOOL HATHOON SE GULAB KA
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Feeling bored?
Wondering, what to do?

Open the zip!

Enter your hands in between your zip..

take out your…

book from your bag and study..

Submitted By: Sameer

A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin
and
say
that i will do anything to pass in the exams
and professor says
NOW OPEN YOUR
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25/1/2008 Ko Guzra Hua 1 SacchA WaqiyA
7 SaAL Ki Bacchi Ko Us K BaAp Or BhAi Ne PakAr KAr,
Buri TarAh Se Usko ZabArdAsti…

School Bhej DiA…

Submitted By: Neelo

fuck off
f
u
c
k off
yes fuck off
ooh. dont get the wrong meaning.
fuck off means:
F-friend like
U- u
C-can
K-keep
O-our
F-friendship
F-forever..

Submitted by: Teenager

A Short thing
It gets Longer
when U hold it
N pass between
women Breasts
N enters into
A hole
What is it?
1 min 2 think!

Car Seat Belt
U dirty mind.

Submitted By: Karan

In a bath room, a boy touches a girl everywhere!
You Know whose that boy?
Stupid It’s Lifeboy Soap!
Dirty people always tink dirty.

Chachi: Hum chaat ki dukaan kholenge!!
Bhatija: Thik Hai.
Chachi: Hum 10/- plate chaat bechenge.
Bhatija: Main dukaan pe board laga dunga k
“10/- me chachi ki chaat lo”.

Submitted By: Joyia

Ooi
aa
uff
maa
aai
aah
mmm
aaa
ouch
aa
haye
uff
aa
i
maa
bas
aa
maa
ouch
i
uff
ooh

bara dard hai,
mere iss SMS main,
tum ne bhi mehsos kiya na.

Submitted By: Mishra

Raat ko hamaisha kapray utaar ke sona chahiye.
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mera matlab rasi se…..kyun k baarish ka kuch pata nahi hota.

Submitted By: Anil