Girl to Mom: “Is it true that Babies come out
from the same place where Boys put their P—S?”

Mom: “Yes”

Girl: “Wow! My Baby will come out from my mouth”

Submitted By: Feddy

Today its cool to have small cars
and small computers.
Soon it will be cool to have a small penis too.
then you my friend will be THE MAN!!

Submitted By: Royal

Why do men pass gas more than women?
Because women won”t shut up long enough to build up pressure.

Submitted By: Karan

Sex is a sensation caused by temptation
when a man puts his location
in a woman”s destination.

Do u get my explanation,
or do u need a demonstration?

Submitted By: Pawan

1 Doctor Mareez k peechay bhaag raha tha..
Logon ne poocha Kya hua?

Doctor: 4 baar aisa hua hai..
SALA khatnay karwanay aata hai
aur baal saaf karwa k bhaag jata hai.

Submitted By: Sharma

yeh dekheye rosy key (.)(.)

lagthe hain mote mote boo boo

nikalta hai iss main see doo doo

kyunke yeh hai rosy ke (.)(.)

Submitted By: Mohit

Sardar: Larkiyan Bhi Ajeeb Hoti Hain.
Baat Karo To Thappar Marti Hain!

Pathan: Yehi To Tum Na Patay Ka Baat Kia,
Larka Acha Hota Hai

Submitted By: Raho

Girl to riksha wala: keon bhai jae ga?
Rikshawala: bilkul jae ga madam?
Abhe to tail laga k khara kea ha !!!
Girl: to phir ghuma k peechay se la lo…

Submitted By: Mohit

Tell me one thing which is urs but alwase used by others?
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Oye taira name yaar…
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too Gaund samjha tha?
chal koe baat nahen hota ha.

Submitted By: Sarmad

Meera in Flight returning from dubai asked by reporter :
Ap ne bollywood aur lollywood k actors main kea farq paya?

Meera: sirf khatnay ka!!!

Submitted By: Ravi