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Archive for the 'Adult SMS' Category
I only have sex
(5 votes, average: 3.8 out of 5)
Loading ...I only have SEX on days that begin with T:
Thanksgiving. Tuesday. Thursday.
Today. Tomorrow. Thaturday. thunday..
Every thucking day!
Submitted By: Manmohan
Teen Sach Yad Rakhna
(8 votes, average: 2.63 out of 5) Loading ...3 sach
gareeb or mama hamesha pakda jata hain
masla or lun kahin bi khada ho sakta hian
kismat or gand kahin bi khul sakti ha
yad rakhna
Submitted By: Karma
3 Facts of Life
(15 votes, average: 3.6 out of 5) Loading ...3 Facts of Life:
Ghareeb aur Boobs hamesha dabte hai.
Musibat aur penis kabhi bhi khade ho jate hai.
Kismat aur Bra kabhi bhi khul sakti hai.
Submitted By: Mohan
Sex is like a brand
(12 votes, average: 2.58 out of 5) Loading ...Sex is
like NOKIA (connecting people)
like NIKE (just do it)
like PEPSI (ask for more)
like SAMSUNG (everyone is invited) and
like ME (TO GOOD TO BE TRUE)..
Submitted By: Guru
Never dance naked
(10 votes, average: 3.5 out of 5) Loading ...Never dance naked
because the body has parts
that do not stop moving when the music stops.
Submitted By: Jabran
Hum Gire Hue ko Uthate hai
(6 votes, average: 2.5 out of 5) Loading ...Hum Gire Hue ko Uthate hai,
Hum Bichhde Hue Ko Milate Hai,
In Short Hum Bra Banate Hain.
Submitted By: Anil
we can multiply
(7 votes, average: 2.86 out of 5) Loading ...Do you like maths?
if so add a bed subtract ur clothes divide your legs
and we can multiply!
Submitted By: Sorya
Wife asked his husband
(11 votes, average: 3.55 out of 5) Loading ...Wife asked his husband:
how many women he had slept with?
Husband proudly replies:
only you darling, with others I was awake!!
Submitted By: Amit
My Baby will come
(8 votes, average: 2.63 out of 5) Loading ...Girl to Mom: “Is it true that Babies come out
from the same place where Boys put their P—S?”
Mom: “Yes”
Girl: “Wow! My Baby will come out from my mouth”
Submitted By: Feddy
its cool to have small
(7 votes, average: 3 out of 5) Loading ...Today its cool to have small cars
and small computers.
Soon it will be cool to have a small penis too.
then you my friend will be THE MAN!!
Submitted By: Royal
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