Sex karo daily jab GirlFriend ho akeli,
jab Girlfriend na ho akeli,
tab ragdo uski saheli,
jab mile na uski saheli,
to Zindabaad HATHELI…
“Muth Maru Association duara janhit me jaari…“

Submitted By: Gopi

MUTTH marnay k 11 fayday:-

1: Self Reliance
2: Time Convenience
3: Prevention of Crime
4: Mental Choice of Lady
5: No Risk of AIDS
6: No Special Place Required
7: No Wastage of Cash
8: Easy to Perform
9: No Fear of Early ejaculation
10: Guaranteed Satisfaction
11: No Risk of Being Caught

So the Moral is:
“Badnaami de Phhudi naloon izzat de Mutth changi hai“

Submitted By: Zarun

A Punjabi bra ad:
Har kuri di pehli pasand *PREETO BRA*.
Hun 6 sizan wich,
1. Small
2. Medium
3. Large
4. Balle balle
5. Hai o Rabba
6. Oh Teri pehn di. . .

Submitted By: Vishno

Suhag raat ke baad subah husband ne romantic anadaz mein wife se poocha
“raat ko kaisa laga?“
Biwi sharmate hue boli“ Aap ne to college ke yad taza kerdi.

Submitted By: Jami

1 sorakh me 6 sorakh kis tarha dalo gay?

Socho?

Socho?

socho na,

Answar Is Very simple

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Apni gand main BANSURI lelo.

Submitted By: Ravan

Girl after having sex with 4 Boys in Hostel..
I should go,I m getting late
Boys:Kuch dair aur ruk jao
Girl:Aur nahi ruk sakti,
Papa BILAWAJA shak kartay hain.

Submitted By: Kumar

Ghalib nay Larki ko periods mai dekha to arz kiya,,

Shalwar K neeche se tapak tapak K pani laal ata hy,

Kamal ho gya ghalib,

Kya Phudaa b Paan khata hai.

Submitted By: Rohit

Boy: janu ‘Viagra‘ ki 1 goli sey lamba ho jaye ga,
2 goli sey to khamba ho jaye ga,
or agar 3 loon ga….
Girl,
chup
haraamzaday mujhay chodna hay k khodna hay

Submitted By: Raju

1st Gashti: Lagta hai koi gahak aa raha hai.
2nd Gashti: Tumein kaise pata chala?
1st: Mujhe lun ki khusbu ayi hai..
2nd: Lo woh toh mein ne dakar mara hai..

Submitted By: Peero

names of lun with ages

01-05: nono
06-10: phullo
11-14: lulli
15-20: lun
20-25: pyaasa
26-35: shikari
36-50: naram garam
51-60: kaam chor
61-75: zinda lash

Submitted By: Jerro