Doctor: Kya taklif hai?
Petient: Sote waqt SAAS ko lene me taqlif hoti hai.
Doc: Aaj se dus din sote vaqt SAAS ko nahi SAALI ko lo !!

Submitted By: Raja

Haath Main Lo Tou Dabane Ko Dil Kerta Hy

Dabalo Tou Choosne Ko Dil Kerta Hy

Choos Lo Tou Dil Nahi Bharta

Q k

Q k

Saal main Ek Hii baar Tou Aata Hai AAAM . . .

HaPpY SumMer SeAsOn . . .

Submitted By: Rana

Husband wife talak k baad.
husband:bacha mera hai.
wife: wah ji wah/
Pateela mera,dudh v mera..
thoda jeha khatta ki la dita,pura dahi tera..

Submitted By: Sharma

Man was fucking Nurse.
Nurse chilayee dard ho ra hey.
Man:Bhenchod khud wahan injection Lagati hai
Jahan sorakh hi nahi
aur tujhe sorakh me dard ho raha hey.

Submitted By: Sorya

=|| cRaZy tHoUghT ||=

Save Water

Take Bath

With

Neighbours Daughter

Submitted By: Mishra

kuch loag sirf 2 ghantay kertay hain
.
.
kuch loag 4 ghantay kartay hain
.
.
Aur kuch loag to Poori Poori raat kartay hain……..
.
.
abbay aapna mobile charge………

Submitted By: Arjun

I only have SEX on days that begin with T:
Thanksgiving. Tuesday. Thursday.
Today. Tomorrow. Thaturday. thunday..
Every thucking day!

Submitted By: Manmohan

3 sach
gareeb or mama hamesha pakda jata hain
masla or lun kahin bi khada ho sakta hian
kismat or gand kahin bi khul sakti ha
yad rakhna

Submitted By: Karma

3 Facts of Life:
Ghareeb aur Boobs hamesha dabte hai.
Musibat aur penis kabhi bhi khade ho jate hai.
Kismat aur Bra kabhi bhi khul sakti hai.

Submitted By: Mohan

Sex is
like NOKIA (connecting people)
like NIKE (just do it)
like PEPSI (ask for more)
like SAMSUNG (everyone is invited) and
like ME (TO GOOD TO BE TRUE)..

Submitted By: Guru