Doctor: Kya taklif hai?
Petient: Sote waqt SAAS ko lene me taqlif hoti hai.
Doc: Aaj se dus din sote vaqt SAAS ko nahi SAALI ko lo !!

Submitted By: Raja

suna hai tu sharmata bhut hai
kuch kahin teray bare mai suna hai. tu itrata bhut hai
socha tha ajj raat chodo tujhe
per kia keron tu chillata bhut hai

Submitted By: Kami

phatan ki poetry kissi khobsurat lerke k lie

biwi ko bhula k tujh pe sawari kerega
tujh pe hum apna pani nisar kerega
zindagi bhar tujh ko lund pe bitahyega
merte dam tak teri kus mai fire kerega

Submitted By: Ena

A kid BOY down his pant and ask girl “Do u have this?“
Girl: lift her skirt up and says
“My mom says if u have this u can get plenty of those…“

Submitted By: Nilesh

Tu mujhe bhul jaye ye me hone nahi dunga…
tere jaise dost me khone nahi dunga…
Roj ek sms karte rehna,,
nahi to
Gaand bhi marunga or rone nahi dunga…

Submitted By: Ravi

a Widow to her boyfriend: NO sex plz,
i m still mourning my husband death,

Boyfriend: thats why i hv worn a black condom
So open your legs & accept my deep Condolance..

Submitted By: Micky

Why do women wear panty?
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Bcause State law says all the man-holes must be covered
when not in use,,,,,

Submitted By: Molan

10 qualities of a perfect girlfriend -

Truthful,
Intelligent,
Gentle,
Humble,
Tolerant,
Polite,
Understanding,
Sexy,
Smart,
Youthful.

In short – TIGHT PUSSY

Submitted By: Shri

Girl to Mom: Ammi ammi aaj main collage nahian jaoon gi
Monl: Lakin keun
Girl: Larkay TANG kartay hain
Mom: Chal jhutti Larkay to KHULLI kartay hain

Submitted By: Nilesh

A woman is a marvellous creation,
she produces milk without eating grass,
she bleeds without being hurt,
gets wet even when it does not rain
and sucks without needing power.

Submitted By: Ricky