Teacher= Batao Larkian Brazier Kion Pehanti Hyn . . . ?

Boy: Ta K Breast Ziada Bubbling Na Karain

Girl: NO sref larkoo k khate kyon k

Khula Doodh Sehat k Liye Muzzir Hy

Submitted By: Pawan

Biwi: Hai Rabba, Bohat Sardi Hai

Shohar: Pata Hai (PHir Gussay Se Bola)
hamri Auratain Chudwane Se Nah i

Nahane Se khabrati Hain . .

Submitted By: Ravi

1 Khara Lund Ki Qeemat Tum Kia Jano
Babu

Har Larki Ka Khwab Hota Hai
1 khara Lund

Har Suhagan Ki Choot Ka Taj Hota Hai
1 khara Lund

Har Randi K Dhande Ka Raaz Hota Hai
1 khara Lund

Aur Tum Jaise Ganduo‘n Ki gaand Phaar Deta Hai
1 khara Lund . . .

Submitted By: Sorya

Kehte Hyn K Manni Ka Ek Qatra = 100 Drops Of Blood

If Its Correct
Tou Phir
Dracula
Madarchod Khoon Kion Choosta Hy
LUND Kion Nahi . . . ? ? ?

Submitted By: Ravi

Sirf Utni Piyo Ke Hosh Qaayam Rahe
Kyunki Ghalib Ne Arzkiya Hai

Raat Bhar Sharab Pi
Rat Cut Gai…
Subah Jab Hisaab Kiya, Gaand Phat Gai…

Submitted By: Raja

Lady 2 Dr: meray husband ka bohot bara hai,
andar dalta hai to kalejay ko lagta hai,

Dr:chota kerdon kya?
Lady:nai nai,mera kaleja thora opper kerdo…

Submitted By: Sharma

Police to Mujrim : tune Bache ki gand kyu mari??
Mujrim : ji janab Thand thi or bacha khoobsurat tha,
Police : ab Bacha kaha hai??
Mujrim : wo khush hai or sms pad raha hai….

Submitted By: Sameer

Boy2sales Girl: give a condom?
salesGirl: Can I touch ur Penis 4 size?
Boy:ok
SalesGirl: Give him “M“ size,
wait..
Give “L‘
wait..
Give ‘XL‘
oh sitt
Give me a tissuepaper

Submitted By: Richard

5 inch ka hai
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Size normal hai
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Mazboot hai
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Ziada mota bi nahi hai
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2 larkian dekh chuki hain
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Lena hai to bolo
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Mera NOKIA 2310

Submitted By: Zarun

Doniya my 1 dost mere liye banaya Hay
jise AP k rup m paya Hay
Tu mere dil Me aise samaya Hay
jaise 36 No K Mummay ko
zabrdsti 32 No k Brazier me gusaya hai.

Submitted By: Mishra