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Submitted By: Mishra

kuch loag sirf 2 ghantay kertay hain
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kuch loag 4 ghantay kartay hain
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Aur kuch loag to Poori Poori raat kartay hain……..
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abbay aapna mobile charge………

Submitted By: Arjun

I only have SEX on days that begin with T:
Thanksgiving. Tuesday. Thursday.
Today. Tomorrow. Thaturday. thunday..
Every thucking day!

Submitted By: Manmohan

3 sach
gareeb or mama hamesha pakda jata hain
masla or lun kahin bi khada ho sakta hian
kismat or gand kahin bi khul sakti ha
yad rakhna

Submitted By: Karma

3 Facts of Life:
Ghareeb aur Boobs hamesha dabte hai.
Musibat aur penis kabhi bhi khade ho jate hai.
Kismat aur Bra kabhi bhi khul sakti hai.

Submitted By: Mohan

Sex is
like NOKIA (connecting people)
like NIKE (just do it)
like PEPSI (ask for more)
like SAMSUNG (everyone is invited) and
like ME (TO GOOD TO BE TRUE)..

Submitted By: Guru

Never dance naked
because the body has parts
that do not stop moving when the music stops.

Submitted By: Jabran

Hum Gire Hue ko Uthate hai,
Hum Bichhde Hue Ko Milate Hai,
In Short Hum Bra Banate Hain.

Submitted By: Anil

Do you like maths?
if so add a bed subtract ur clothes divide your legs
and we can multiply!

Submitted By: Sorya

Wife asked his husband:
how many women he had slept with?

Husband proudly replies:
only you darling, with others I was awake!!

Submitted By: Amit