SHOHAR suhag rat k baad apni B’V se: jaan raat ko kuch maza aya?
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B’V =aap ko aaya?
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SHOHAR= bohat!
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BV= dekh lain aaj tak kisi ko shikayat ka moqa nahi dia.

Submitted By: Alfred

Aadmi Apni Biwi Se:
Begam Dekho Aaj Main Tumhare Liye Kelay, Kheeray,

Gaajar Aur Mooli Le Kr Aaya Hoon…

Biwi: Kyun, Aap Kahin jaarhay hain kya?

Submitted By: Rajan

Fact about cars !
agey wali seat pe
bachon ki wajah se hadsey hotey hai,
peechey wali seat pe hadsoon ki wajah se bachey hotey hain.

Submitted By: Farva

Fact about cars !
agey wali seat pe
bachon ki wajah se hadsey hotey hai,
peechey wali seat pe hadsoon ki wajah se bachey hotey hain.

Submitted By: Nilesh

SHARABI.
Janoo tumhare LIPS kitne Garam,
kitne Naram,
kitne Pink,
Meethe & Geele hain.

Girl. Abey Bhosri k pehle meri TANGO ke beech se apna MOO to bahar nikal.

Submitted By: Sunny

What’s Nasbandi…….?

Jab Aapki Aadat Ho Gandi
Peetay Ho Daaru Thandi
Jaate Ho Heera Mandi
Uthate Ho Dandi
Phir Chodte Ho Randi
Tab Krni Hoti Nasbandi…

Submitted By: Aadi

Kehtay Hain: “Aurat K Haath Mein Barkat Hoti Hai!”
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Bilkul Sahi Hai..
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“3 Inch Ki Cheez Haath Mein Do To, 6 Inch Ki Kar Deti Hai.

Submitted By: Raju

Hajjaam ki dukaan k upar ghar pe lady saari sukhaane daali………..
Hajaam ki dukaan main andhera ho gaya…………
Hajaam ne awaaz di…. “Beebiji… saari uthao, neeche baal kaatna hai…

Submitted By: Karva

1 pandit ki taang jal gai Dr ne Burnal
or
Viagra
(sex tablet)
Likh k di
Pandit bola burnal tu sumjh aata hy per viagra Q?
Dr:Us se dhoti oonchi rahegi..?

Submitted By: Sarmad