Man to Sexy Air hostess:
“What’s your name?”
Air hostess: “Benz, Sir”
Man: “Lovely name. Any relation with Mercedez Benz?”
Air hostess: “Same price sir”

Submitted By: Amit

Which is the most confussing day in America(U.S.A)?
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Fathers day..!!
coz..
NOBODY knows whom to wish….

Submitted By: Feddy

Lets talk…about people who are Nice & Elegant..
about people who r cute & Beautiful..
about people who r Loveable by nature..
Lets talk about people like “U”..!

Submitted By: Sarmad

I wish moon always be full & bright !!!
U always be cool & right!!!

Whenever u go to switch off the light,
Remember that I am wishing u Good Night……

Submitted By: Zaka

A smile is a way of writing your thoughts on your face,
telling others that they are accepted,
liked and appreciated.
So here’s a big smile just for you.
Good Morning

Submitted By: Nafey

Apnay dushman say hi dil laga baithay,
Unki saadgi say faraib kha baithay,

Patharon say tha apna rishtaa,
Phir bhi sheeshay k ghar bana baithe..

Submitted By: Mehro

If 2 hearts r meant 2 be friends,
No matter how long it takes,
How far they go,
How tough it seems,
Fate will bring them together,
2 share FRIENDSHIP 4 EVER.

Submitted By: Gopi

Neend jub mujhey aaghosh main laiti hay,
Aapka chehra nigahoon mein bus jaata hay,

ek dum say meri aankh khul jaati hay,
Dil se bay sakhta yeh awaaz aati hay,
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“AMMI BHOOT”

Submitted By: Summaya

Santa : Cheel ko English main Kya Kehte Hain.
Banta : Eagle
Santa : Agar cheel bimar ho jaye to?
Banta : Illeagal…

Submitted By: Mian

Rules of Life:
Assume Nothing,
Xpect Little,
Do More,
Demand Less,
Smile Often,
Dream Big,
Laugh a Lot,
Pray Always,
Cry Once for missing me everyday.

Submitted By: Sammar