It only takes a minute to get a crush on someone an hour to like someone a day to love someone but it takes a lifetime to forget someone
Submitted By: Horya
1 Khusra Vote Mangte Hue
“Hamen Vote Do,
Mai Yakeen Dilata Hn Agar Mein Kamyab Hogya To Phr Kisi K Haan Bhi Kaka Paida Hoa To
“Govt.”
Us K Ghar Muft Nachay Gi.
Submitted By: Sorya
‘G’ god ‘O’ offer us ‘O’ outstanding ‘D’ Devotion to
‘M’ make us ‘O’ obedient & ‘R’ ready for ‘N’ new day to ‘I’ initiate ‘N’ new aim for the ‘G’ glory of life..
‘HAVE A NICE DAY…’
Submitted By: Mehran
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Q:Why is a Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open mouth?
A:Because his doctor advised him “Today’s dinner should be light”
Submitted By: Riwaj
Sex is a sensation caused by temptation when a man puts his location in a woman”s destination.
Do u get my explanation, or do u need a demonstration?
Submitted By: Pawan
Today is MMS day:
MMS means:
=MAKE MONKEYS SMILE=
I’ve done my part..
Submitted By: Ajab
ager kabi tumko mere msg receive na hon to tum preshan na hona kyun k …………….. . . . . main sms di factory nai lai, mainu hoor v kam ney.
Submitted By: Rani
Its My Last Message To You
LAST Boley Tou …
L = Luv U Alwayz A = All Tym Miss U S = Save U In My Heart T = True Frend In Lyf
So Dun Worry Be Happy ..
Submitted By: Ahmar
Totay howay paimanay main jaam nahin aata, Ishq k mareez ko araam nahin aata,
Aey dil tornay walay tuney yeh to socha hota, Toota howa dil kisi k kaam nahin aata.
Submitted By: Morya
Frog:sardar ka dimagh nahi hota.
Sardar: Hota hay.
FROG: nahi hota-nai hota-nahi hota (& jumps in water)
Sardar:Lay-Das! eday wich khudkushi karnde kerri gal c..?
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