Question: Why did 18 Sardars
go to a movie?

Answer: Because below 18
was not allowed.

Submitted by: Ravi

In my life I learned how?
2 love 2 smile 2 be happy 2 be strong,
2 work hard 2 be honest 2 be faithful 2 forgive,
but I couldn?t learn how..
2 stop rembering u.

Submitted by: Ahmar

In a party a lady wanted
to go to toilet so
she inquired with a sardar
papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao,

sardarji replied u naughty
pehle tum dikhao.

Submitted by: Feddy

U may be out of my sight,
but not out of my heart.
U may be out of my reach,
but not out of my mind.
I may mean nothing to u,
but u will always be special to me!

Submitted by: Sarmad

A Sardar looking at sky asks another Sardar :
Is that a sun or moon?

Other Sardar replies :
Oye ! No idea…Im new to this city..

Submitted by: Sarun

Flowers need sunshine,
violets need dew,
all angels in heaven know I need u.

Submitted by: Sameer

Frog:sardar ka dimagh nahi hota.

Sardar: Hota hay.

FROG: nahi hota-nai hota-nahi hota
(& jumps in water)

Sardar:Lay-Das! eday wich
khudkushi karnde kerri gal c..?

Submitted by: Manmohan

Bandh lain hathoon pay seenay pay saja lain tum ko,
Sochtay hain k aik taveez bana lain tum ko,

Phir tumhain roz sanwarain tumhain barhta daikhain,
Kion na aangun main chunbaili sa laga lain tum ko,

Kis qadar toot ker tum per hamain pyaar aata hay,
Bhur lain banhoon main aur maar hi dalain tum ko..!

Submitted by: Pallavi

I’m a PAPER, u can write ur feelings,
scribble ur anger, use me 2 absorb tears.
Don’t throw me after use but
when u feel cold burn me to feel warm coz I Luv U.

Submited by: Rohit

Zindagi me sHaDi karna bahut zaroori hai..

Kyon ki..?

Zindagi mein Khushiyaan hee sab kuch nahi hoti..
?
?

Submited by: Mohit