A sardar went to Pizza Hut.
There he ordered a Pizza.

The Waiter asked him:
Sir shell I cut it into 4 pieces or 8 pieces.

Sardar replied:
O 4 hi le aa yaar,
8 to nahin khaye jayein gay

Submitted by: Murli

A Sardar & his wife filed an application for divorce.

Judge asked :
How will you divide, you have 3 children?

Sardar replied :
Ok! We will apply next year.

Submitted by: Shrinath

As precious as u r to me,
As precious no one can ever be,
I know friends r hard to choose,
But u r a friend I never want to lose.

Submitted by: Karan

A SIMPLE WAY for
“HAPPY LIVING”..
FORGET 2 things in LIFE.,
1) the GOOD you do for others.
2) the BAD done by others 2 you.

Submitted by: Usmaan

Kia kahon tujhey ?
khuwab kahoon to toot jayega……… ..
Dil kahoon to bikhar jayega…………..
Aa tera naam zindagi rakh du……
Kam se kam maut se pehle to tera sath na chuth payega….

Submitted by: Dilshad

yun to zindgi mein ajeeb mod aayenge,
kabhi khushi to kabhi gum laenge
rakhna hamesha khayal apna
kyunki aap hansenge to hum bhi muskurayenge

Submitted by: Abhishek

Hazar rahen mud ke dekhien, Kahien se koi sada na ayie
Badi wafa se nibhayie tum ne, Humari thodisi Bewafaie

Jahan se tum mod mud gaye the, ye mod ab bhi yahie pade hain
Hum apne pairon me jane kitne, Bhanwar lapete huwe khade hain

Kahien kisi roz yun bhi hoga, humari halat tumhari hogi
Jo rat humne guzari mar k, wo rat tumne guzari hoti

Tumhe ye zid hai k hum bulate, hume ummis k wo pukaren
Hai naam honton pe ab bhi lekin, Aawaz me pad gayie dararen

Submitted by: Zeeshan

Tu Ne Jo Chonk Kar Her Jagha Nigah Ki Hogi
Mere Hi Dard-e-Mohabbat Ne Sada Di Hogi

Ye Jo Moti Baraste Hey, Teri Yaad Mein Aksser
Badloon Ne Meri Aankhon Ko Dua Di Hogi

Jhilmillati Hooye Ek Baat Jo Sochi Mene
Yaser Ne Jaake Ussay Zaroor Bata Di Hogi
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Sardar : What is the name of your car ?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with “T”.
Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai.
Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.

Submitted by: Rija

On a romantic day sardar’s girlfriend asks him,
“Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring?”
Sardar : “Ya sure, from landline or mobile”.

Submitted by: Shiman