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Life is more strict than a teacher
A teacher teaches a lesson
and takes an exam.
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But life takes an exam
and then teaches a lesson.

Submitted by: M Bin Ameen

A mobile is like women - Talks non-stop, costs a fortune, disturbs when u r busy and when u need them urgently they have no service.

Submitted by: Saron

Do u know whats A B C D E F G?
A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl

Now reverse da order, can u guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ?
Girls Forgets Everything Done & Catches(new) Boy Again.

Submitted by: Simran

Log kehtay hain k khuda ne aapko badi fursat mein banaya hai….
“simple c baat hai, faltu kaam fursat mein hi to kiye jate hain”.

Submitted by: Abhijeet

Nurse - “Mubarak ho.. Sardarji.. tusse papa ban gaye..”
Sardarji - ” Meri wife ko nahi bolna.. main usey SURPRISE doonga..!”

Submitted by: Gurujeet

Sardarji opens his lunch box
in the middle of the road….why ?

Just to confirm whether he is going
to or coming back from the office

Submitted by: Dishant

Sardar: Raat mujhe ek aadmi ne
chaku dikhakar loot liya.

Friend:Lekin tere pas to hamesha Gun hoti hai.

Sardar:Wo maine chupa di thi,
warna wo bhi chori ho jati.

Submitted by: Sikandar

When GOD takes away
something from your hand,
dont think He’s punishing u…
he is merely emptying ur hand,
for u 2 receive something better.
Have Faith!!!

Submitted by: Hashmi

Tu Ne Jo Chonk Kar Her Simth Nigah Ki Hogi
Mere Hi Dard-e-Mohabbat Ne Sada Di Hogi

Ye Jo Moti Baraste Hey, Teri Yaad Mein Aksser
Badloon Ne Meri Aankhon Ko Dua Di Hogi

Jhilmillati Hooye Ek Baat Jo Sochi Mene
MeMoN Ne Jaake Ussay Zaroor Bata Di Hogi
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