Ques. What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

Ans. U can unscrew a light bulb.

How do u teach a blonde maths?
U subtract her chlothes
Devide her legs
And square root her.

My heart’s like an open book,
it depends on how u read me.
Don”t judge me by my cover..
Look in and discover..
i will be ur True friend
for ever…

In tis lovely nite, I pray 2 the blue moon 2 protect U thru the nite, the wind 2 blow away ur stress N the twinkle stars 2 guide U the way, sweet dreams Gd Nite

kal ho na ho…
Aaj tu hai…
Aaj ho na ho…
Ya pel tu hay…
Ya pel ho na ho… Hum tu hia…
Hum ho na ho…
Humari dosti tu hai

Nite has end for another day, morning has come in a special way. May you smile like the sunny rays and leaves your worries at the blue blue bay.

dil gumsum ………zubaan khamosh………..
yeh aankhein nam kyu hai………………?????
jab tujhe kabhi paya hi na tha……..
to aaj tujhe khone ka ghum kyu hai……………….??????????/

Receive my simple gift of ‘GOOD MORNING’ wrapped with sincerity, tied with care and sealed with a prayer to keep u safe and happy all day long! Take Care!

Yado ki har din me,Yado ki ek subha thi.
Yado ki har din me,Yado ki ek raat thi.
Haa mere dil ki dhadkane tumhe bhula na saki,
Kyoki tumme bhi alag ek bat thi.

Morning greetings doesn’t only mean saying Gd Morning, it has asilent message saying: I remember you when I wake up! Have a nice day!